First of all, I’m going to tip my hat to all the moms and dads out there.
You work hard, you deal with all kinds of crazy stuff, and you have a pretty thankless job a lot of the time.
But at least you have these kinds of posts from other parents so you can have some laughs and realize that you’re not alone in the trenches.
Enjoy these parenting tweets and keep fighting the good fight!
1. Your child might be able to see people who are no longer with us.
And we all know how that ends up…
She's been talking into the vent for a while
At first I thought it was cute
Now I'm afraid someone is talking back pic.twitter.com/uhibpE7tL8
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 11, 2016
2. That’s not creepy at all.
Who are you talking to?
Super excited about my 2yr old telling me he hears Nana living in the walls.
— Laura Bailey (@LauraBaileyVO) January 25, 2021
3. He never said what he wanted to do with it.
And now you know!
My son said he was hot and wanted ice cream. This is not what I expected.
by inKidsAreFuckingStupid
4. Well, now her day is ruined.
Time to make a quick run to the convenience store!
What my aunt encountered when she went to pour herself a whiskey on the rocks…
byu/carbornz inKidsAreFuckingStupid
5. I think they look great.
It’s a good look for you young fellas!
Identically unperturbed by what they did to themselves with the clippers at 5am.
byu/passingglans inKidsAreFuckingStupid
6. You can always tape it back together.
They still let you do that, right?
My nephew wanted a portrait of George Washington. Thank goodness he didn’t want a portrait of Ben Franklin
byu/Marabakes inKidsAreFuckingStupid
7. Oh, isn’t that adorable?!?!
She sounds like a really cute kid.
My daughter just told me she licks her friends at nursery. Exactly what you want to hear during a global pandemic.
— Helen Carr (@HelenhCarr) December 17, 2020
8. Close call.
That’s kind of scary!
Wrangled all the seats put of the minivan, got 30 seconds into my vacuuming when suddenly it shuts off and a kid starts crying. Kid was fine btw.
by inKidsAreFuckingStupid
9. Hahahaha. That’s pretty funny.
You gotta admit that’s pretty funny, right?
my 10-year-old son just took my phone and texted this to my wife pic.twitter.com/ydxU4FwCdf
— rob harvilla (@harvilla) July 2, 2021
10. Good Lord, give it a rest.
Some people just have to complain about everything.
Kids are having fun with friends so a neighbor reported to HOA that they must be running a childcare.
byu/JustJJ92 inmildlyinfuriating
11. Oh no! This is gonna be ugly.
I wonder how long it took her to figure out this wasn’t “white water.”
She tough this was “White water”
byu/AyrtonTV inKidsAreFuckingStupid
Moms and dads, how are you holding up?
Talk to us in the comments and give us a life update.
We’d love to hear from you! Thanks!
