Funny parenting tweets can’t be stopped, my friends!
Do you want to know why? Because raising kids gives you a non-stop flow of hilarious material to work with. IT JUST NEVER ENDS!
And that’s a great thing for all of us out there that get a huge kick out of this stuff. We can include you in that category, right?
You better believe it!
Let’s take a look at even more funny parenting tweets.
1. Good job, Mom!
Kids are weird, huh?
[playing with 2yo]
Me: oh check my foot. I think it’s broken.
2: *examining foot* lot’s of meat. lot’s of meat.
2: *giving thumbs up* good job mummy!
— Mummy Dear (@ThatMummyLife) April 7, 2020
2. That’s part of your job description now.
Ace those tests, parents!
Great news I got a 100 on my son's geometry test.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 9, 2020
3. Time to get outta here.
Free-range parenting has a nice ring to it.
When this pandemic is over, my wife and I plan to start free-range parenting, just to free ourselves from being within range of the kids.
— The Dad Briefs™ (@SladeWentworth) April 8, 2020
4. Driving parents insane all over the world.
Is it really that hard? JUST DO IT THE RIGHT WAY.
Moms everywhere want to know "WHO OPENED THIS BAG OF FOOD THE WRONG WAY?!"
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) April 9, 2020
5. This sounds familiar…
Bringing back not-so-great memories.
So we don’t go to restaurants, kids aren’t signed up for anything, and we are just staying home during spring break? Sounds like my childhood.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 7, 2020
6. You don’t want to feel that wrath again.
What are you Mom, an IDIOT?!?!
Cutting your toddler’s sandwich the wrong way is a mistake you don’t make more than once.
— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) April 10, 2020
7. Maybe not a genius…
But they’re working on it…
Today our 5yo is wearing a shirt that says “Genius”, but he put it on backwards, so yes, homeschooling is going great.
— Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) April 9, 2020
8. Are they following your lead?
On second thought, don’t listen to Mom.
Me to my kids: you have to eat right and get good sleep if you want to stay healthy.
Also me: *shouting at 5am* WHO THE HELL ATE MY BREAKFAST PRINGLES??
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) April 7, 2020
9. That kid is creeping him out.
For now…that’s scary…
Earlier today my 4yo told me “I’m glad you’re my daddy… for now” which is both the sweetest and most terrifying thing I’ve ever heard.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) April 10, 2020
10. That’s when things get ugly.
Be careful what you wish for.
it’s all fun and games creating children who act just like you until you’re isolated in a house with them 24/7
— Kiss my Fat Ash🍑 (@Tobi_Is_Fab) April 9, 2020
11. Remember the good times.
Hopefully, we can start doing that again very soon.
I miss going to a restaurant and paying 5.99 for kraft macaroni and cheese for my kid to take two bites of it.
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) April 7, 2020
12. PLEASE SLEEP MORE.
This kid isn’t listening.
*out for a walk at 8:30am*
*2 notices our neighbor's curtains are closed*
2: ooo, they're sleeping!
Me: yeah, you know you could also still be sleeping, right? Lots of people sleep past 6:30.
— ☕New-ish Mom🍷 (@LifeThrewLemons) April 8, 2020
The funny parents of Twitter come through again!
Did you really expect anything else?
Now we want to hear from the readers out there.
In the comments, share a funny or ridiculous story about your kiddos.
We want to hear what kind of craziness they’ve been up to!