Revenge can be sweet…well, when you’re not the one on the receiving end.
Then it’s no fun at all!
But you’re in the clear today because all of these acts of revenge happened to people who are NOT YOU.
So enjoy and have some laughs!
1. That hurts.
He’s not gonna like that!
My husband pissed me off so I sent him a picture of the thermostat set to 72 degrees.
— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) March 1, 2021
2. Like a treasure hunt.
But not a fun one…
When I’m mad at my husband, I ask him to help me find my phone and then put it in my pocket on silent.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) January 5, 2021
3. Uh oh…
Linguists do not like that kind of stuff.
the next time my linguist boyfriend pisses me off, I’m just gonna say “irregardless” and see what he does@aubviouslynot #humor #funny
— Coach Brian (@_IamCoachBrian) February 24, 2022
4. Take that!
Now you’re in for a fight!
I know it sounds mean but when I’m mad at my wife and want to lash out, I open a bottle of some condiment when there’s already one open.
— Boyd’s Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) December 27, 2020
5. This is a cold war.
But it’s escalating.
My husband pissed me off so I bought another half-dozen throw pillows for our bed.
— ?ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ? (@3sunzzz) August 9, 2020
6. You can’t clean that stuff up.
Don’t even try…
My husband is obsessed with keeping our new car in pristine condition, so I carry a little vial of glitter with me at all times in case he pisses me off.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) December 5, 2018
7. You know how to push her buttons.
I’m sure she’d love that.
Thinking about making an audio recording of me eating cereal and clanking my spoon on the bowl just to send to my wife when we are in a fight.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 24, 2021
8. What is going on here?!?!
Good battle plan.
When I’m mad at my husband I like to plug my usb mouse into his computer and move the mouse around while he’s playing online games
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) February 9, 2021
9. This is revenge.
How does that feel?
I’m mad at my wife so I liked a lot of songs on her Pandora playlist that I know she didn’t like
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) December 7, 2020
10. In for a big surprise.
That’s pretty disgusting.
My husband pissed me off so I made him his favorite chocolate chip cookies and used black beans instead of chocolate
— Maryfairyboberry??♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) December 9, 2020
11. How do you like this shirt?
That’s what I thought…
I let my wife know I’m mad at her by wearing outfits she doesn’t like.
— Eman El-husseini (@emanifique) November 12, 2018
How do you get revenge on your significant other?
Talk to us in the comments and let us know.
Thanks a lot!
