All the wives out there put up with a helluva lot of grief and headaches, so now is their time to vent and get some things off their chests.
And we’re here for it!
Ladies, we want you to be able to take to Twitter and other social media platforms so you can air your grievances. And also so you can make us LAUGH!
Because, as you’re about to see, these ladies are hilarious and they are not holding back about the realities of married life…or about how much their husbands drive them over the edge on a daily basis.
1. You blew it.
Good luck to you, sir.
If you have to tell your wife “it was a joke,” it’s already too late. Godspeed.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) September 9, 2020
2. Sounds like a lot of fun!
You’re really selling the whole marriage thing.
Marriage is just screaming louder than your spouse to tell them to stop yelling
— Maryfairyboberry??♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) August 8, 2020
3. Well, you’re gonna get up.
Trust me, YOU’LL GET UP.
Can you get me something while you’re up?
-Me to my husband even though he’s not up.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) August 28, 2020
4. That was really not cool.
You ruined his day. And his life.
Told my husband I had WAP waiting when he got home and now he’s eating macaroni and not speaking to me.
— Maryfairyboberry??♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) August 21, 2020
5. This is really tough!
And it’s a full-time job!
No one tells you this before you get married but it’s really hard work bossing someone around all the time
— JPo (@Peauxtassium) August 23, 2020
6. What’s this whole “WE” thing?
I have no idea what you’re talking about.
My husband just said that “we” are going to start eating healthier.
Still haven’t found who tf he’s talking to.
— Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford) August 12, 2020
7. Hahahah. Good one.
She nailed it! Zing!
I put on my husband's deodorant and now I'm angry at the way I load the dishwasher.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) August 29, 2020
8. What is this for?
Man, he really catches on fast.
I sent my husband a flirty pic while he was at work. When he got home, he asked me why I sent it. So yes, the flame of our attraction is still burning strong.
— Raw Motherhood (@MetteAngerhofer) August 25, 2020
9. Yeah, what’s that all about?
Care to explain this one?
Husband: Stop introducing me as your first husband.
— Obviously Everyone… (@OMGSoOverIt) September 6, 2020
10. Oh, it’s MY fault?
Here we go again!
Husband, “I want to sleep in so don’t wake me up in the morning.”
Me, waking him up at 1:00 pm, “Good morning sunshine!”
Husband, “WHY DID YOU LET ME SLEEP SO LONG?”
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) August 29, 2020
11. The Pillow Wars continue.
On and on and on…
My husband pissed me off so I bought another half-dozen throw pillows for our bed.
— ?ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ? (@3sunzzz) August 9, 2020
12. Well, it depends on how you define that…
Keeping that spark alive, baby!
My husband and I accidentally brushed hands while unloading the dishwasher so I guess you could say yes, we are very sexually active.
— Maryfairyboberry??♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) August 11, 2020
Those are pretty hilarious.
And now we want to hear from YOU.
In the comments, tell us about some funny and ridiculous things that your husband or wife has done lately.
Let’s see what you got!