Why do you have a long face right now?
Does life have you down in the dumps lately?
Guess what? I have just the thing to make you feel better! Hilarious tweets about all kinds of topics that are sure to TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN.
Are you ready to smile?
Let’s go!
1. Yeah, I wonder what the deal could be…
It’s a total mystery.
me, 2:30 am: huh, I wonder why my sleep schedule is such a mess?
me, at 4:31 pm: now to drink a full glass of coffee before my nap
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) August 13, 2020
2. Give her the real college experience.
This is a nice thing to do.
my little sister is staying home for her first semester of college so i'm gonna puke in her shower and set off the fire alarm at 3am so she can get the true freshman year dorm experience
— b (@doyalikebaileys) August 21, 2020
3. Thrown under the bus.
What were they thinking?
https://twitter.com/figgled/status/1307246236873846784?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1307246236873846784%7Ctwgr%5Eshare_3&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fruinmyweek.com%2Ftweets%2Fwomen-tweets-funny-9-20-20%2F
4. Uhhhh, it’s you.
I hope that’s okay!
Yesterday the nurse at the CVS walk-in clinic asked me who my primary care physician was and I’m like baby I’m at the CVS walk in clinic, it is clearly you
— emma (@eawilliamson) September 1, 2020
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5. Great, now I can’t get this out of my head…
I’m not gonna be able to sleep tonight. Thanks a lot.
what if we pronounced aristotle like chipotle
— Alex Murdoch (@alexgmurd) September 26, 2020
6. Hahahaha. Wow, Mom…
Always a ray of sunshine!
it’s my mom’s birthday. time to tweet the funniest thing she’s ever said pic.twitter.com/bGW43rccw2
— grace spelman (@GraceSpelman) July 7, 2020
7. I agree with this.
Even if it’s a cheesesteak sandwich.
in my opinion, if I cooked the meal at home, it is healthy
— gabbi “gabbi boyd” boyd (@GabbiBoyd) September 11, 2020
8. Now I’m totally lost again!
I hate it when that happens…
Sometimes I feel like I got my life together but then my windshield gets foggy and I don’t know what temperature to use to get rid of it
— Ashley DeNofa (@ashponticelli) July 22, 2018
9. This might not be a love connection.
I hate to break it to you.
I just matched with my old Spanish tutor on hinge and messaged him “hola” and he responded “u were always terrible at Spanish” 😭😭😭
— carolyn (@ballerguy) September 8, 2020
10. That is always a confusing situation.
What am I supposed to do now?
both kind of feel like i'm making it weird pic.twitter.com/9xn7rRkXM5
— julia reinstein 🚡 (@juliareinstein) September 15, 2020
11. This is my new life motto.
Thank you for giving me this!
my body is NOT a temple it’s a STORAGE UNIT for my REGRETS
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) August 17, 2020
12. If you watch too much, your brain immediately goes here.
So maybe ease up on the true crime?
True crime documentaries have ruined my perspective on dating… Like is this cute guy that’s hitting on me going to take me out for a nice dinner and a movie or is he trying to cut off all of my skin and wear it as a face mask? I’m not trying to find out
— amanda catherine (@puckandprosecco) July 28, 2019
13. Now you need a therapist to deal with your therapist.
That’s not good!
My therapist just answered my text with "K" and this feels like a trick. Do I need a second therapist now? Is this a stalemate? Are my therapist and I dating? Did we just break up?
— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) September 18, 2020
Have you seen anything really funny on social media lately?
Something that really made you laugh your face off?
Maybe memes? Tweets? Jokes? Photos?
If so, please share them with us in the comments!
Thanks in advance!
