Have you ever laughed so hard that you spit out your food or your drink?
It’s an old classic and I’ve done many a spit-take before…if I’m being totally honest.
And I have a feeling that you’re going to be doing quite a bit of that shortly because these tweets are darn funny.
On second thought, maybe it’s a good idea to put the food and drink aside while you read through these…unless, of course, you WANT to do a spit-take…it’s totally up to you.
Anyway, let’s check out these funny tweets. Enjoy!1
1. Which side will win in the end?
I have a feeling it will be PETTY.
— Drebae (@Drebae_) September 24, 2020
2. That would really be a shame.
All of that for nothing?
Imagine you get murdered and some girl skips your episode of forensic files bc it’s boring
— itty 🥺 (@ittybittywhore) September 24, 2020
3. He is very unpredictable.
A real wild card, that guy.
ur chances of being killed by shia labeouf are low but never zero
— miss thang (@blackmarketPhD) September 22, 2020
4. That sounds like a good trade-off.
What a deal for him!
a relationship should be 50/50. he buys me a dior bag & i add him to my private story
— 𝓐𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓪𝓪 🖤 (@alinaabond) September 22, 2020
5. I agree with this wholeheartedly.
Might as well just pay up.
A smoothie is not worth $14, but the cleanup of a blender is.
— Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie) September 21, 2020
6. Look at those spots!
And those legs!
Your regular reminder that a corgi crossed with any other breed just ends up looking like a corgi disguised as the other dog.
— badly-drawn yet festive bee 🐝 (@soapachu) October 17, 2020
7. From the Master of Horror himself.
Don’t go down there!
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) March 6, 2020
8. It works every time.
“Wow, she must be working really hard today!”
Me when I delete “Sent from my iPhone” to make the email more formal pic.twitter.com/OgJyPyS3c0
— AD🥇 (@98Toks) March 4, 2020
9. This tweet speaks the TRUTH.
This looks like my living room.
The real walk of shame pic.twitter.com/SjzczJ96mu
— Tiger Kenji (@Kurokenji_) September 25, 2020
10. Yes, it was very appropriate.
You had to do it. We’re behind you on this one.
I know my boss sick of me pic.twitter.com/aRpVBosNc6
— JT (@word2motha) September 22, 2020
11. First drafts are always bad.
My brain, fully unable to accept that drafting is supposed to be rough: pic.twitter.com/maj6DOydj9
— 👻Jenna Voris 👻 (@JennaVoris) October 16, 2020
Now we’d like to hear from you!
Yeah, you! With the eyes and the face!
In the comments, make us laugh by sharing some funny stuff that you’ve seen on social media lately.
Memes, tweets, jokes, photos, etc. Please and thank you!