It’s time to level with you.
We’ve known each other for a long time and we think you’re gonna love these tweets.
Actually, you know what?
We KNOW you’re gonna love them!
Hey, like I said, we feel like we know you here…and we don’t mean that in a creepy way.
Okay, enough rambling! Have some laughs at these funny tweets and we’ll see you on the flip side!
1. Maybe you need to get rid of it?
Or go back to a landline?
every time I go on my phone it is one of the worst experiences of my life
— john-john (@bennnnst) September 15, 2021
2. Not gonna go that far.
Hey, we don’t blame you.
I’ll do anything for the people I love… except watch they kids.
— KYLESISTER (@AriTheDon) September 16, 2021
3. Can’t you see I’m very busy?!?!
Works every time.
Over 40% of American jobs involve staring at a computer while frowning slightly so it looks like you're working
— BOOdon Halloweenke ?? (@BrandyBeansH) September 16, 2021
4. This one hurts.
But it’s pretty true, I guess…
i don’t care about men’s heights. you know what they say, they’re all the same height when they’re letting you down
— trash jones (@jzux) September 15, 2021
5. Do you remember thinking people in their thirties looked this old?
I know I do…
me at my first job getting lunch with my 33 year old coworker pic.twitter.com/egmriSl44Z
— b-cup joan holloway (@reservoirpawgs) September 16, 2021
6. Well, now everyone knows what you’re all about.
It could be worse…maybe?
forgot my mic was on and farted in a zoom class and it made me full screen so everyone knew it was me pic.twitter.com/r2HqSlGw05
— ? (@lovedoveclarke) September 16, 2021
7. These never get old, do they?
Another solid entry in the series!
This just came to me pic.twitter.com/0Ko3fWc9eC
— Tony ”I’m Tired” Breed (@tonybreed) September 16, 2021
8. Yeah, why was everyone’s mom always on the phone back then?
And who were they talking to…?
does anyone know who my mom was on the phone with throughout the 90s
— melissa (@melsideponytail) September 16, 2021
9. This guy is a freakin’ legend.
We salute you, good sir!
What if I told you… The best performance from Sunday’s Panthers-Jets game didn’t come from on the field. pic.twitter.com/09HNc45tiA
— TPS (@TotalProSports) September 16, 2021
10. I need at least four hours of quiet time when I wake up.
Then we can just ease into it…
I like my silence in the morning, pls don’t get up and start talking to me.
— Simeon ひ (@simeont_) September 15, 2021
11. Seriously. It’s annoying.
I’d venture to say it’s one of the most annoying sounds in the world.
If you can ride with the seat belt noise going off you are insane?
— ? (@1tjayy) September 15, 2021
Have you seen any tweets lately that really made you laugh?
How about some memes or jokes or funny photos?
Please share them with us in the comments.
Thanks a lot, friends! We look forward to it!