What does your morning routine usually consist of?

Here’s what mine is like: I wake up, I cry for about two hours, eat a bagel, and then I enjoy some hilarious tweets that put me in a good mood for the rest of the day.

And today we want you to do the same! Well, the tweets part, at least…

Does that sound awesome?

Go ahead and dig in! And have a great day!

1. Wait just a second! Back up!

How come I never heard about this before?


2. Okay, who’s up next?

Oh cool, it’s my turn today!

3. Are you sure you don’t want to add a few more pillows?

Just think about it, at least.

4. This is amazing.

Yeah, that phrasing is kind of weird, right?


5. Okay, I guess we’ll all just stay inside and read.

This weekend is gonna be epic!


6. You are correct!

I thought the same thing…

7. How am I not supposed to be afraid of change?

The world is scary and I don’t like it!


8. Please share your secrets with us.

We’d all like to know how to do this.


9. I think this strategy is going to work.

Jury, have you come to a verdict?


10. There’s a lot going on in those commercials.

You really have to pay attention if you want to keep up.

11. You did the right thing.

I mean, you don’t want to get wet, right?

12. Don’t let anyone see this!

This is very sensitive information.

Now we want YOU to make US laugh.

In the comments, share some more funny tweets with us.

We can’t wait to see what you come up with!