What does your morning routine usually consist of?

Here’s what mine is like: I wake up, I cry for about two hours, eat a bagel, and then I enjoy some hilarious tweets that put me in a good mood for the rest of the day.

And today we want you to do the same! Well, the tweets part, at least…

Does that sound awesome?

Go ahead and dig in! And have a great day!

1. Wait just a second! Back up!

How come I never heard about this before?

https://twitter.com/mommymemejeans/status/1407134887207849984

2. Okay, who’s up next?

Oh cool, it’s my turn today!

my depressed friends and I are all passing around "lmk if u wanna talk" and "thanks I'm ok" texts between each other like hot potato

— Meg Indurti (@megindurti) October 19, 2021

3. Are you sure you don’t want to add a few more pillows?

Just think about it, at least.

Nobody:

Women’s beds: pic.twitter.com/k7yBEhCjkN

— Idris Elbow 💪🏾 (@YallLuvCris) October 21, 2021

4. This is amazing.

Yeah, that phrasing is kind of weird, right?

https://twitter.com/ivadixit/status/1448837554183229442?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1448837554183229442%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fmorganmurrell%2Fbad-day-tweets-10-22-2021

5. Okay, I guess we’ll all just stay inside and read.

This weekend is gonna be epic!

https://twitter.com/purefulsoul/status/1450840338583719941?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1450840338583719941%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fmorganmurrell%2Fbad-day-tweets-10-22-2021

6. You are correct!

I thought the same thing…

I just know bugs rent these out for weddings https://t.co/t4OuquLJJq

— Nate (@MobiusMarth) October 19, 2021

7. How am I not supposed to be afraid of change?

The world is scary and I don’t like it!

https://twitter.com/boonecomedy/status/1447611338113617921

8. Please share your secrets with us.

We’d all like to know how to do this.

https://twitter.com/Eden_Eats/status/1447458548212928515

9. I think this strategy is going to work.

Jury, have you come to a verdict?

https://twitter.com/jojipaints/status/1447211408303837184

10. There’s a lot going on in those commercials.

You really have to pay attention if you want to keep up.

How bored am I? I know all the characters in the Progressive cinematic universe.

— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) October 10, 2021

11. You did the right thing.

I mean, you don’t want to get wet, right?

I was gonna go for a run but it started raining so instead I ate 4 hotdogs

— Adam Sokol (@SokolAdam) October 10, 2021

12. Don’t let anyone see this!

This is very sensitive information.

Parents love saying “delete this” after texting you the Hulu password like its the nuclear code.

— Justin Cappa (@justincappa) October 10, 2021

Now we want YOU to make US laugh.

In the comments, share some more funny tweets with us.

We can’t wait to see what you come up with!