I went to a “university model” very small private high school that had classes Monday, Wednesday, Friday with all other days dedicated to homework. And I mean ALL other days. Pretty much all the hours of all the other days. It was fairly brutal.
Then I went to an actual university. One time while taking a test, halfway through the instructions were to stand up, say “I am Spartacus!” and then sit down again.
We let out early that day.
Twitter knows what I’m talking about.
10. Extra credit
I really gotta hand it to ya for creativity.
teachers in high school: "extra credit doesn't exist in college and you will die"
actual college professors: "make a hand turkey and show me for bonus points"
— tarot readings available! (@miassisgrass) November 14, 2017
9. No joking around
One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn’t belong.
HS teachers: college is NOT a joke
a real college exam question i just had:
“which doesn’t belong?”
— T (@umtatiana) April 8, 2019
8. Dr. B
In the house with the dad jokes of the century.
High school teachers: "your college professors take everything serious get your crap together"
College professors: pic.twitter.com/wwhmX4qWBH
— jude sioux (@JudeSioux) November 7, 2017
7. And I swear
Look, you’re paying to be here, if you choose not to learn anything that’s on you.
High school teacher: “college professors won’t be as laid back as I am”
College professor: “I’m canceling class just because so take the quiz I posted online” pic.twitter.com/YBM4HhBHVF
— Megan Haan (@meggiehaan) October 25, 2017
6. Park it
There’s never enough parking. Ever ever ever.
Highschool teachers: College is NO JOKE do not play with me!!
College professors in real life: pic.twitter.com/1igYPYW39y
— sam s (@samsaffold) September 10, 2019
5. RIP fish
You need to take time to mourn these losses properly.
high school teachers: be thankful we're so hard on you, college professors would fuck your ass up
college professors: hi guys, Sorry, I can't make it to class, I'm mourning my fish. It drowned. -sent from my iPhone
— ?? beloved my beloved ?? (@porkironandwine) February 6, 2018
4. Straight up
Say no more, fam.
This is how my prof cancelled class this morning pic.twitter.com/fqj7zQWZZt
— emma (@emclairefarrell) August 27, 2019
3. Do the slide
“Unless you require a different hook.”
High school: Your professors would NEVER let this slide
My professor: pic.twitter.com/QdSkIpXK5C
— Wolfgang (@sabrina_brush) September 11, 2019
2. The amazing TP!
I think in early 2020 this would have been considered a war crime.
High school teachers: “Your professors in college won’t put up with that”
College professors: pic.twitter.com/uiaU0YXFiY
— Rachel? (@racheldacquisto) September 12, 2019
1. At the end of the day
Look man, easy come, easy go, you know what it is.
high school teachers vs. college professors pic.twitter.com/bB9odnMUEN
— Serial Entreprenuer ? (@taelorjayy27) August 30, 2019
For anyone who’s headed to college – just remember: it is a lot of fun and your professors will probably be pretty laid back. But that’s because it’s on YOU to do the work. Don’t waste the money slacking off, yo.
Who was your favorite teacher ever?
Tell us in the comments.