You know why the moms and dads out there come up with some of the funniest tweets in the universe?
Because they’re put in hilarious and ridiculous situations on a daily basis due to raising those little monsters.
Parenting teaches you many things, including patience, but it also gives you a great sense of humor because sometimes all you can do is shake your head at what’s unfolding before your very eyes.
Here are more hilarious tweets from moms and dads that we think all parents will enjoy immensely.
1. Those were the days, huh?
What a great kid!
I really miss my son texting me from school to let me know he didn’t like what I put in his lunch.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 21, 2020
2. It’s in his blood.
The instinct is strong with this one.
My 4 year old has started blaming his farts on the closest person or animal to him. I didn’t teach him this, this is how DNA works.
— The Dad (@thedad) May 23, 2020
3. That was a total Karen move.
You now have a little Karen in the making.
Told my 4yo to stop being such a Karen and she promptly informed my wife.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 22, 2020
4. You’re nowhere near being done.
And you know it!
“That’s it! I’m done!” I yell at my family as I continue to do absolutely everything for them, every day for the next 70 years.
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) May 20, 2020
5. Things are getting ugly.
Who the hell did this?!?!
This morning I found some peanut butter in the jelly jar so let’s just say the next family meeting is going to be tense.
— Just J (@junejuly12) May 21, 2020
6. Every day feels like an eternity.
Can we please go outside again sometime soon?
My 4yo used the phrase “a long time ago today” to describe the morning and it’s probably the most accurate description I’ve ever heard.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 17, 2020
7. He’s not doing too bad!
He’ll do better next year.
It’s the last week of school and I’m proud to say my husband and I have a B- in 3rd grade math
— NatashaAnn (@looksliketuttut) May 18, 2020
8. Getting ugly in that household.
Time for Mom to take a breather…
Me: Oh, I’m sorry. Is the sacrifice I made for 9 months not enough? Sharing my body and nourishing a child twice didn’t prove my level of unselfishness? Why must I constantly give and give and-
Husband: JUST LEAVE THE LAST TWO WAFFLES FOR THE KIDS YOU’VE ALREADY HAD 8
— Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford) May 21, 2020
9. Doing it the right way!
She owes you one!
I was eating a cookie and my 7yo saw me and said “Aww, lucky!” So I broke off a piece, handed it to her and whispered “Don’t tell your sister because this is the last one.” And sometimes that’s all it takes to make a kid’s day.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) May 17, 2020
10. The Seventh Circle of Hell?
Sounds about right.
What circle of Hell have you entered when your 4 and 2 year-olds synch up their bedtime tantrums?
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) May 24, 2020
11. Sounds like a real hoot.
You better not lose them!
Welcome to parenting. Here is your collection of markers that have run out of ink, which you will inexplicably hold onto for a minimum of 2 years.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) May 21, 2020
As usual, those parenting tweets are on point and totally hilarious. Because if parents know how to do anything, it’s how to laugh in the face of just a complete garbage day.
Now we want to hear from you! In the comments, please share something that you think will make us laugh.
A joke, a meme, a tweet, a funny photo, anything! Thanks a lot!
