THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
If you’re home with kids right now, you know exactly what I’m talking about. The house is starting to feel a little claustrophobic and everyone and everything is getting on your nerves.
If you’re in this situation, these posts will make you laugh…and then cry… and then hopefully laugh again.
1. The store is now closed.
I’m working from home for the next 3 weeks. I have ONE child. Y’all mommas with one child know how bored they can get…
2. Everything’s fine.
Isolation’s going well pic.twitter.com/XqY58BC8aC
— Clare 🍀💚🍀 (@clare_doc) March 19, 2020
3. Fight to the death.
Today my kids started chanting “two men enter, one man leaves”.
This isolation is getting fucking dark.
— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) March 19, 2020
4. Might as well.
Social distancing Day 12: Today my kids wanted me to wear my wedding dress at lunch & I couldn’t think of a reason not to pic.twitter.com/2snMmwxuGq
— Curtis Sittenfeld (@csittenfeld) March 24, 2020
5. Your life story.
I was reading this book this morning, and my kids just got offended… maybe now is not the right time to read any books with such a title… pic.twitter.com/2xjTIUg06N
— Maszlee Malik (@maszlee) March 25, 2020
6. What to do?
This quarantine would be so much cooler if I could just chill and do whatever I want but no my kids insist on making me play pup and pound 23 hours a day, I want to play grand theft auto
— Megan (@megan__coe) March 22, 2020
7. Why not take a snooze?
“I was going to get some work done during the kids’ nap time but then I took a nap myself.”
Memoir of a parent in quarantine.
— Clint Smith (@ClintSmithIII) March 22, 2020
8. Whatever works right now.
QUARANTINE = NO GYM!! 🏋🏼♂️
((Use Your Kids!!)) 💪🏻 pic.twitter.com/pN666PLw9r
— Arron Crascall (@arron_crascall) March 22, 2020
9. You got punk’d.
My 8 year old daughter just yelled “Oh no the toilet is smoking!!” My wife and I ran to the bathroom to find this. It’s just day 4 of home school. pic.twitter.com/tG92vJPOtR
— Matthew Berry (@MatthewBerryTMR) March 19, 2020
10. That’s good work!
My kids are in the zombie makeup tutorial phase of the quarantine. pic.twitter.com/v3ALoUve4Z
— hend amry (@LibyaLiberty) March 22, 2020
11. Being held hostage.
Quarantine without kids = staycation Quarantine with kids = hostage situation
— Molly McNearney (@mollymcnearney) March 15, 2020
12. An essential document.
Day 2 of isolation. Kids coping better than me. Very happy to email anyone who wants it a copy of the essential document I needed to draft this am pic.twitter.com/QptM2ouj6r
— Bridget Dolan QC (@DrBridgetDolan) March 24, 2020
Hey, keep your heads up! We’re all gonna get through this.
How are you holding up? Talk to us in the comments! We’d love to hear from you!