Parents know what’s really up…and it’s based on LIES!

What am I talking about? Let me explain…

I mean that parents have to lie A LOT to their children in order to keep themselves and their partners from totally losing it and going completely insane.

Tell me wrong…you can’t, can you?!?!

Because it’s the cold, hard truth. You know it and I know it.

So enjoy these funny tweets about parents lying to their kids. It might even give you some new material to work with…

1. These are all the oldies that you should be using.

Trust us on this one, okay?

2. Sure, you can be a cowboy!

We’ll start looking into cowboy schools for you very soon.

3. This is amazing.

Parents…pay attention to this one.

4. Wait a second…I’ve heard this one before…

So my dad’s been lying to me all these years?

5. Safety first! Nice work!

There’s no way they’re not believing this one, right?

6. I have no idea how that got there.

But I’m gonna get to the bottom of this…

7. Before you know it, it’s tomorrow morning.

Where does the time go?

8. You have to set the tone early and often.

Or else you’ll be going to McDonald’s every day for the rest of your life.

9. Santa is dead, children.

There was nothing anyone could do about it…

10. You can do both.

Were you aware of this? It’s true!

11. You should be taking advice from this Mom.

She has her act together!

12. That is a beautiful picture!

Are you a professional artist?

13. I can see you and you’re doing a great job!

How many times have you said this before?

Okay parents, now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, tell us about the LIES that you tell your kids.

Be honest with us!

We can’t wait to hear from you!