Ahhhhh, marital bliss

After you get married, life is just sunsets and candlelit dinner

Who are we kidding?!?! It’s open warfare and it gets ugly AND YOU KNOW IT.

But at least you can laugh at it, right? Or, at least we HOPE you can laugh at it so your spouse doesn’t do anything crazy to you…especially while you sleep.

Just keep one eye open when you hit the sack, just in case

1. Now, that is sexy!

Keeping it alive!

2. Yeah, it’s been a long year…

And we’re not done yet…

3. Better be on your toes.

Sounds like a blast.

4. Don’t push her buttons.

If you know what’s good for you.

5. There’s really nothing else to do right now…

Besides plan out your meals.

6. Hey, nice work!

The spark is still there.

7. What are you trying to do to me?

Maybe she should stop buying in bulk?

8. Now I’m confused.

Okay, start from the beginning.

9. He did it!

He’s doing a great job!

10. Where did the ketchup go?!?!

You know he’s not gonna take the time to find it.

11. She’s in there.

That’s not what she meant…

12. It’s not what you’re thinking…

I think a lot of people do this.


13. He’s gonna be sad…

Poor SOB.

14. She knows. She knows EVERYTHING.

And she’s always right. No need to say it anymore.

Now we want you to sound off!

In the comments, tell us about some funny or ridiculous things that your spouse has done recently.

We can’t wait to hear from you!