Do you ever just sit back and observe dads out there in the wild?
Maybe you even do this with your own dad?
They all do totally hilarious things that make no sense but are just total “DAD” things.
Sneezing too loud, being annoying at restaurants, falling asleep in front of the TV in under five minutes every night.
Know what I’m sayin’?
Sit back and enjoy these tweets that will make you say “my dad does that!”
1. Who the hell are you talking about?
No idea who that person is.
my dad whenever i bring up a friend i’ve had for years pic.twitter.com/ShGNnHseBl
— SPRING HOODIES TAKE 3-5 WEEKS AFTER MAY 22ND. ❤️ (@DemetriusHarmon) September 20, 2019
2. I AM SO SORRY.
Let’s go over the menu one more time, sir.
My dad's visiting soon, which means I need to practice apologizing to waiters with my eyes.
— Patrick Walsh (@thepatrickwalsh) April 28, 2014
3. Not cool, Hulkster, not cool at all.
What a waste!
One time my dad got mad at hulk hogan and yelled "YOURE WASTING SHIRTS" at the TV
— Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) June 9, 2016
4. He has superpowers about that thermostat.
So don’t even think about it.
Me: *making out with GF on couch* Your parents are out. Why don’t we take it up a notch?
Her Dad: *crashes in thru window* Touch that thermostat and you’re dead
— Brynnester (@brynnester) August 28, 2019
5. A story as old as time itself…
I’ve seen it over and over again.
Why do dads act like they don’t want a dog and then end up loving the dog more than their own children
— Ellbat (@ElenaBateman) April 30, 2020
6. Hey, it’s free!
And it’s really minty!
Why do dads love the free mint bowl at restaurants so much
— sydney (@sydneyrachel) May 29, 2018
7. Up close and personal.
Right up in the face of the TV.
Why do dads always watch the news like this ? pic.twitter.com/kS82Y3lFmx
— TShaw471 (@MVPJunkie) June 13, 2019
8. Let’s rock and roll!
99.9999% of dads out there actually say this.
lead singers at dads leaving a
a concert restaurant?
“you guys ready to rock and roll?”
— joshy (@jxshadams) November 14, 2018
9. This will do for now.
Maybe we’ll have an emotional breakthrough later on.
dads be like idk how to show affection outside of buying you your favorite snacks in bulk pic.twitter.com/rXQjJ581DK
— gaychel (@lameravioli) May 22, 2020
10. One of life’s mysteries.
Do you ever think about this at night?
why do dads love coleslaw so much
— Dove Cameron (@DoveCameron) February 24, 2020
11. Full blast only.
Until everyone else is bleeding out of their ears.
Why do dads always have everything at full volume. Anytime my dad watches videos on his phone he has them on FULL blast and doesn’t even care if anyones sitting beside him. All of his tv shows are at full volume & no one is allowed to talk or he turns the volume higher? SIR???
— H E N N Y (@hennaahmedx) May 5, 2020
12. John who? Never met him.
My dad literally has no clue who any of my friends are.
Is your dad really your dad if he doesn’t say “who?” after talking about any of your friends even if he’s known them for literally 7 years??
— kelly (@kelkatcox) December 15, 2018
Dads: they’re really something else, huh?
And by that, I mean totally hilarious!
Now we want to hear from you.
In the comments, please share something totally hilarious that you’ve noticed about dads out there.
Thanks!
