Hey there, guys and gals!
Are you in the mood for some hootin’ tootin’ laughs?!?!
Yes, that was cowboy speak…I’m trying out something new lately, okay?
Anyway, back to the reason we’re here today. We have a collection of tweets that we’re positive will make you laugh.
HYSTERICALLY.
How does that sound?
We thought you’d be into it! Let’s go!
1. You better believe it!
I always had a feeling that’s where it ended…
The end of the rainbow is…the Ohio river hooters pic.twitter.com/JOzU2ntp9k
— simonan (@simonan) October 4, 2021
2. Yeah, this pretty much sums it up.
You just gotta ride it out…
Stages of life:
1. Birth
2. You gotta be fucking kidding me
3. Death— Midge (@mxmclain) October 5, 2021
3. I love it! Not sure if she does, though…
You okay in that thing?
everyone look at the Halloween costume my sister got for her cat pic.twitter.com/YTcOrrm0sc
— india (@indiasmess) October 3, 2021
4. Yeah! You got this!
Ba-da-ba-ba-ba, I’m lovin’ it!
Saving up my points for the big prize. 🍔 pic.twitter.com/Or9xKclgg4
— Dan White (@atdanwhite) September 24, 2021
5. They had no idea…
Will this case ever REALLY get solved?
The Zodiac Killer watching Netflix documentaries about himself in 2016 pic.twitter.com/69KRWO2TKf
— Hail (@haileykrispy) October 6, 2021
6. They were really going all out.
Do you think it ever worked?
how horny were dudes in the 50s they were putting their jackets over puddles instead of just asking women to step slightly to the left
— prance (@bocxtop) October 2, 2021
7. You gonna eat that?
This is always a tense moment?
https://twitter.com/CheArberry/status/1446185228423372801
8. This happens pretty much every single time.
And if it’s spaghetti sauce? Forget about it.
Me eating:
My white shirt: let me taste it.
— Deejay Combs (@DeejayCombs) September 26, 2021
9. Looks like he has a lot of energy.
Off! Down! Heel! Oh, boy…
https://twitter.com/clsdapp/status/1444765642041827332
10. Seriously, people won’t stop harassing me about it.
Is it any good? I’ll get to it at some point…
https://twitter.com/chiefteefsosa/status/1443977858209259554
11. Feeling a little bit lonely up there?
It’s been years…
https://twitter.com/cowboij/status/1285630370298429442
12. Those things sure are weird, huh?
Not that there’s anything wrong with it…
[about to invent yard gnomes] babe the lawn looks great. how can we get a little fucking freak in here
— carter hambley (@carterhambley) October 5, 2021
Have you seen any funny tweets lately?
If so, share them with us in the comments.
We also like memes, photos, and jokes, too!
Thanks a million, dear friends!
