There are only two things in this godforsaken world that I enjoy sinking my teeth into.

One is a bloody steak and the other is…wait for it…HYSTERICAL TWEETS.

You just can’t beat them!

So what do you say we sink our teeth into these funny tweets together?

You ready to dig in with those choppers?

Let’s go!

1. We have the same therapist!

Hey, how about that!

2. I’m all about this idea.

It would make going to the dentist even more terrifying.

3. It was all so clear and right there in front of us.

Why didn’t we do anything about it?!?!

4. This breaks it all down for you.

And I think it’s pretty accurate.

5. I’m not sure if this is funny or creepy.

I don’t know why someone would do this, to be honest.


6. Something seems a little bit off here.

Well, this sure is awkward.

7. I think adults screaming in public should be normalized.

And I’d like to get your thoughts about this…


8. It sounded good at the time.

But let’s be honest, one night is your limit.


9. This sounds like something that is going on in my head right now.

How about you?

10. They should have listened…

You warned them and nobody listened…


11. Keep your eyes on the road!

Don’t be like this person…or frog…or whatever…

12. Well, this sure is awkward.

I wonder if anyone alerted the authorities.

What are some of your favorite tweets?

Share them with us in the comments.

Thanks a lot, friends! We look forward to it!