There are only two things in this godforsaken world that I enjoy sinking my teeth into.
One is a bloody steak and the other is…wait for it…HYSTERICAL TWEETS.
You just can’t beat them!
So what do you say we sink our teeth into these funny tweets together?
You ready to dig in with those choppers?
1. We have the same therapist!
Hey, how about that!
Very cool how Gumby and I have the same therapist (a pile of hamburgers). https://t.co/za8Hy8TMFK
— Maggie Serota (@maggieserota) October 19, 2021
2. I’m all about this idea.
It would make going to the dentist even more terrifying.
dentists should just leave the teeth they pulled on the ground like how barbers leave all that hair on the floor
— Austin (@adoptedhighway) October 19, 2021
3. It was all so clear and right there in front of us.
Why didn’t we do anything about it?!?!
sad The Mask was begging somebody to stop him. He needed help and we just laughed
— whitmer thomas (@WhitmerThomas) October 20, 2021
4. This breaks it all down for you.
And I think it’s pretty accurate.
Netflix is McDonalds
Hulu is Wendy’s
Peacock is Subway
Apple+ is Chipotle
Paramount+ is Arby’s
Prime Video is Burger King
Disney+ is Chick-fil-a
HBO Max is Shake Shack
PlutoTV is Taco Bell
Discovery+ is Wahlburgers
— Zach Broussard (@ZachBroussard) October 16, 2021
5. I’m not sure if this is funny or creepy.
I don’t know why someone would do this, to be honest.
deadass this man just got on the bus, sat down across from me, looked at my cleavage and then subtly did the cross gesture to himself
— jelly (@smartdumbleo) October 20, 2021
6. Something seems a little bit off here.
Well, this sure is awkward.
I just got off the elevator at my hotel, walked to my room, & the cleaning lady suddenly opens the door on her way out. Naturally she let me in. I kick my feet up on the couch for 15-20 mins. Go to the closet and it’s a bunch of unfamiliar clothes. Got off on the wrong floor fam.
— Jack Harlow (@jackharlow) October 20, 2021
7. I think adults screaming in public should be normalized.
And I’d like to get your thoughts about this…
I hate when kids scream in public… you don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming. ME
— ???? ? (@pxpimus) October 20, 2021
8. It sounded good at the time.
But let’s be honest, one night is your limit.
Me saying Me after the
I’ll go out The first
2 days in a row Night pic.twitter.com/dTDdqkE1rC
— Max Balegde MBE (@Balegde_) October 23, 2021
9. This sounds like something that is going on in my head right now.
How about you?
“sorry for the late reply, every day is a battle to work up the energy to get out of bed and I’ve lost all grasp on the flow of time”
— pumpkin spice PhDussy (@FeelingFisky) October 20, 2021
10. They should have listened…
You warned them and nobody listened…
i never believed it was butter but nobody listened
— november blaine (@blainecapatch) October 18, 2021
11. Keep your eyes on the road!
Don’t be like this person…or frog…or whatever…
me staring at the moon while i’m driving about to crash pic.twitter.com/baCHBS6sAQ
— milkton (@localIystupid) October 21, 2021
12. Well, this sure is awkward.
I wonder if anyone alerted the authorities.
Didn't realize "bottomless" mimosas referred to the drink and not the dress code, my apologies to everyone in this airport.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) October 16, 2021
What are some of your favorite tweets?
Share them with us in the comments.
Thanks a lot, friends! We look forward to it!