If you enjoy hypothetical situations, then you’re really going to enjoy what we have in store for you today, friends!
Imagine a world where all of us had warning tags, like the kind you see on different products.
You know: “High Voltage”, stuff like that…
What would your warning tag say?
Here’s what AskReddit users had to say about this.
1. Being honest.
“Warning:
Choking hazard.
Small parts.”
2. Stay far away.
“Condemned: stay away for your health and safety.”
3. Watch out!
“Caution: Explosive material.
Authorized personnel only.”
4. Good to know.
“Warning: Despite liking you & enjoying your company, this person suffers from debilitating anxiety & will likely never contact you to do anything for fear of bothering you.”
5. Remember when you said…
“I’ll remember everything you’ve said and it’ll be awkward when I bring it up in a few years as if it’s nothing.”
6. Don’t be afraid.
“He isn’t yelling at you. He just has a big voice.”
7. Inappropriate!
“Warning. Believes it is funny. Is not.
May give off jokes at inappropriate times.
Do not leave unattended at social gatherings.”
8. Very specific.
“Do not remove from container without good reason. Contents of this package are surprisingly enjoyable but wears out easily with overuse.
Liable to expire at any time, no refund available.
Store with cats for best results.”
9. Why don’t you start?
“Likes to talk, just doesn’t know how to start a conversation.”
10. I’m stressed!
“WARNING: Contents under pressure!”
11. Move along.
“CAUTION this person appears to be an adult, but really can’t function.
Don’t waste your time/energy on this one.”
12. Very, very cool.
“Object appears cooler than it actually is.”
13. Sorry, no refunds.
“As is.
All sales final.”
14. Dependency issues.
“Warning: becomes attached to people very easily.”
15. A total crapshoot.
“Caution: Hard to motivate.
Interests may change randomly.
Mental stability not guaranteed.”
16. You better have ’em…
“Approach with snacks.”
17. Bad things might happen…
“Do not mix with alcohol.”
18. Well, that’s a new one.
“I have an identity disorder.
It may say something like: “Buy one, get one free”.”
19. Yes!
“Tolerable only in small doses.”
20. Gotta be careful.
“Extremely awkward, handle with care.”
21. The whole package.
“CAUTION: hard to motivate, socially awkward and may come with traumatic memories.”
22. Needs it to survive.
“Do not use without coffee.”
23. Just letting you know.
“Caution: May act rude and not say hello.”
24. Just being honest.
“May be toxic and manipulative without realizing it.”
25. Seriously…
“Not to be taken seriously.
Seriously – don’t take me…”
26. You sound very unusual.
“Will not shut up about opera and samurais.”
27. Get ready for it.
“Warning: This person is somehow both quiet and talkative, and will offend someone.”
28. Don’t mess with me.
“WARNING: Easily annoyed.
So don’t even start.”
29. All over the place.
“Caution: This person can’t focus on one topic and in one sentence there will be at least 5 topic changes.”
30. A real wallflower.
“Warning: Cannot think of anything to add to a conversation but still enjoys listening.”
31. It’s what you’re fluent in.
“Speaks mostly in profanity.”
32. We got a keeper!
“Will spank you once I get comfortable around you.”
33. Barely hanging on.
“Low storage space.
Information may not be saved correctly.”
34. Gotta be careful.
“Warning: Extremely fragile.
Handle with care.”
35. Are you a Gremlin?
“Avoid direct sunlight and don’t feed after midnight.”
36. Don’t get attached…
“Emotionally broken.
Will become quickly attached to someone but drop people just as quickly, sometimes “just because” or maybe you blinked at me weird.”
37. I’m a loner.
“Does not play well with others.”
38. Gonna wear you down.
“May cause drowsiness.
Do not engage in conversation while driving or operating heavy machinery.”
39. False advertising.
“WARNING!!
Certain features aren’t as good as advertised!”
40. Keep it coming!
“Super insecure and needs to constantly hear that you love him or care about him or else he goes into super depressed mode.”
What would your warning tag be if you had one?
Tell us all about it in the comments.
We look forward to hearing from you! Thanks!
