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Tattoos are more popular than ever, there’s no doubt about that. I remember when I was a kid, the only people who usually had tattoos were bikers, military guys, ex-cons, metalheads, and punks.
My, how times have changed. But that’s a good thing! People should feel free to do whatever they want with their bodies.
Here are some humorous tweets about tattoos and tattoo culture.
Let’s dive in!
1. Don’t be ashamed…
getting a tattoo done by someone with a lot of tattoos is the same feeling I get when I work out next to someone already super in shape. Please don’t look me in the eyes, I’m ashamed.
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) January 4, 2020
2. Think about that…
sure my tattoos will look stupid when i get old but have you ever considered that they look stupid now too
— #Stop Cop City (@stop_sweeps_atx) June 13, 2018
3. Let’s be honest here.
“Why tattoos? You wouldn’t put stickers on a nice car.” Ma’am I am at best a 2003 Corolla.
— iced americano, short (@michael_aas) June 2, 2019
4. Yeah, Carol!
"Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know"
Me: wow 3 kids… those are pretty damn permanent CAROL
— Emily Barry (@EmiBarry) July 26, 2017
5. This is great.
my sister got a tattoo of our parents and… I — pic.twitter.com/BNhvJyNOAV
— ciara (@casualciara) August 6, 2019
6. A change of heart.
my first tattoo: spent years planning, got it drawn nine months before, played around with sizing for a while, picked a spot on my body months ahead, did research on tattoo parlors
my second tattoo: me likey, ink NOW!!!
— taylor (@ratgirI1999) November 18, 2018
7. Have a baby NOW.
Family: Why would you get tattoos? They’re expensive and painful to get and they are PERMANENT!
Also family: Have a baby 🙂
— ditch pony (@molly7anne) September 17, 2018
8. Looks pretty cool to me.
“tHoSe taTtOoS aiNt gOnNa loOk gOoD foReVeR” yea aight. Pops over here killin the game https://t.co/YEb4eb2p9g
— BJ Russell (@BjBjruss) April 6, 2019
9. Oh, they are?
Another baby boomer at work looked at the tattoo on my arm and said “you know those are permanent right” and i said no
— sweet dee (@deelalz) August 31, 2018
10. Uh oh…
i just saw a post that said "lesbians be like: inner arm tattoos of some herbs" and i literally looked down at my inner arm tattoo of some herbs……
— miri مريم 💌 (@warmloveletter) January 6, 2020
11. Can’t you change them up?
https://twitter.com/raullgto/status/1046174897859375104?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Falliehayes%2Ffunny-tattoo-tweets-roundup
12. Might not be around to find out.
“Your tattoos will look ugly when you’re old”
Bold of you to assume the planet will last that long Karen
— Jakob 🥀 (@TheJakobRose) December 25, 2018
13. He’s not a big fan.
My dad’s reaction seeing my tattoo for the first time
Enjoy pic.twitter.com/b329ovqFoN
— Daniel (@shish_keBOBBY) December 25, 2018
14. About to get your ass beat.
You can tell a lot about a girl with a 3 rose tattoo by where her 3 roses are located. 3 roses on her shoulder? She’ll beat your ass. 3 roses on her hip? She’ll also beat your ass.
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) January 4, 2020
15. Don’t be a nerd.
If your tattoos aren’t stupid you’re a fucking nerd
— kat yeary (@katyeary) February 27, 2019
I think those are pretty accurate, don’t you?
Do you have any tattoos? How about some funny stories about getting tattooed?
Share them with us in the comments! And let’s see some photos of your tattoos!
