I’ve said it before many times but it’s time to say it once again.
I LOVE DOGS!
Big dogs, small dogs, fat ones, skinny ones, ugly, cute! All of them! I just can’t ever get enough!
And there’s a Twitter page called “We Rate Dogs” and I think it’s safe to say that the folks who run it love pooches just as much as I do.
Take a look at these posts and remember to start following them!
1. Twenty years young!
And still going strong!
This is August. She was born on April 24, 2000. That’s right, she just turned 20, making her the oldest known golden retriever in the world. She’s received so many good girl noggin pats over the years her color has been rubbed off. We’re giving Augie the incredibly rare… 15/10 pic.twitter.com/6QMNNn3aqA
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) June 27, 2020
2. Came from galaxies away.
Are you radioactive?
We only rate dogs. This is a meteorite that has fallen from a clearly superior part of the galaxy. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 14/10 pic.twitter.com/vSNrzKRwDT
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) July 23, 2020
3. We respect you, Ned!
And we value your medical advice!
This is Ned. He’ll be conducting your check-pup today. Please don’t giggle when you see him. He’s $232,000 in debt from medical school and would appreciate some respect. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/8Hd9N3v5hm
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) March 9, 2020
4. You have your own bowl now.
What a good boy!
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) August 7, 2020
5. All you have to do is concentrate really hard…
And see what happens!
This is Kosi. If he really concentrates, he can shoot rainbows out of his head. 13/10 magical as h*ck pic.twitter.com/Pemo8kaaml
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) May 22, 2020
6. He’s a little shy but he’ll get over it.
What a chunky little bear!
This is Tonka. It’s his first time at the park and he’s a little shy. Was wondering if you’d be his friend. 12/10 I’ve never wanted anything so bad pic.twitter.com/t1RkfxCEfd
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) March 10, 2020
7. We’re all in love with Sarge!
What a great pooch!
This is Sarge. He helps save injured and orphaned wildlife in his area. I’m told he loves all animals, but gets the most attached to fawns. 14/10 good boy Sarge pic.twitter.com/Zlv65hDxxE
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) March 18, 2020
8. Preparing to go to the moon.
Exploring new frontiers…
This is Nellie. She’s an astronaut. Please don’t interrupt her spacewalk. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/h2An2AKuSW
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) April 6, 2020
9. Best friends forever.
Get a load of these two!
This is Ingo and Poldi. They’ve been best buds since they met. Now they do everything together. 13/10 for both pups pic.twitter.com/AYk5zmhKHg
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) March 5, 2020
10. Not feeling the Zoom classes, are you?
We don’t blame you!
This is Ripley. It’s her first day of zoom classes. Not exactly what she was expecting. Way fewer zoomies than the name implies. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/YP3uheU7X4
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) September 21, 2020
11. Where did this polar bear come from?
And how did you get my address?!?!
We only rate dogs. Please don’t submit Suburban Porch Polar Bears. They mean no harm. Just a little hungry. Thank you… 13/10 pic.twitter.com/AS9ybCN5z6
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) September 23, 2020
12. Now, this is adorable.
And you’re right, this might not be a dog, after all…
For the last time, we only rate dogs. Whoever dropped a scoop of oreo ice cream on the floor please come pick it up. Thank you… 13/10 pic.twitter.com/kP2Y7aRUHl
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) May 27, 2020
Okay, now we want to meet your pooches!
In the comments, please share some photos of your pups and tell us a little bit about them.
We want name, age, personality type, and what kind of mischief they like to get into!
We can’t wait!