I remember the day I turned 30.

Instead of thinking that I was getting old and getting depressed about it, I embraced it. I thought of all the great things I was going to do in the next decade and how I was going to make my mark on the world…

And…then I threw my back out reaching for a towel after I took a shower and I was laid up on the couch for three days.

Welcome to your thirties, people! It’s going to be a glorious time!

1. Did you wear these?

I sure as hell didn’t!

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2. I still have one of these lying around somewhere.

Those were the days!

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3. Now this was a good television program!

Oh, Joey, when will you ever learn?

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4. Not quite the same, is it?

Also, it’s not the greatest look in the world.

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5. It’s really not that much fun!

And yes, you will be attending 52 baby showers a year.

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6. I feel out of place here.

What happened to all my friends?

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7. Now that is depressing.

Keep scrolling…keep scrolling…

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8. Let me give you some life advice.

I’ve been there and I’ve done that.

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9. It’s glorious, isn’t it?

You bet it is!

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10. Will I ever be back to normal?

I think the answer is…maybe?

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11. Do you have this starter pack yet?

You will soon enough…

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12. I think I understand where the killer is coming from.

Yeah, that means you’re old.

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Are you over 30?

If so, how is life treating you?

Good? Bad? Meh?

Talk to us in the comments and give us a life update.