Who really needs to get their laugh on right about now?
I’d like to see a show of hands…
Okay, now that you’ve all been counted, we’re not gonna beat around the bush for one more second.
Go ahead and enjoy these tweets and get your laugh on!
1. That’s the good stuff right there!
It’ll energize you for the whole day!
no drug in the world compares to bothering my cat
— alexa (@mariokartdwi) October 20, 2021
2. Straight people can be pretty weird, huh?
I guess everyone can be pretty weird, come to think of it…
Straight break ups are great because the guy is always like “she really traumatized me when she told me how much I hurt her” meanwhile the girl is like “some things he did could be considered a felony in certain states but I swear he’s not a bad person”
— abby govindan (@abbygov) September 26, 2021
3. They’re really putting in a lot of work, huh?
Guys, remember to take some breaks, okay?
Sometimes during sex I get jealous of how many calories the guy is burning
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) October 16, 2021
4. I wish this was how it worked.
Beverly Hills 90210 would be amazing to watch…again.
with all due respect if I am watching a show from 1999 on a streaming service I want all the commercials to be from 1999
— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) September 27, 2021
5. I never thought about it that way.
But this makes a lot of sense…
i think my biggest issue with dating apps is that by nature they eliminate a friends to lovers plot line
— Alex Murdoch (@alexgmurd) September 27, 2021
6. I think this guy did the right thing.
I’m with him on this one!
a gentleman just carried a puppy into the library and when i looked at him askance said, "well i couldn't leave him in the car. he'd be sad."
— danielle tcholakian (@danielleiat) September 29, 2021
7. People are still naming their kids “Gary” these days?
You learn something new every day!
I took an order for a baby shower cake that says "Welcome Gary" and I thought I misheard the person so I asked them to repeat it and they sighed and said "the baby's name is Gary…"
— kt ❄️ (@kochsister) September 27, 2021
8. Always a weird feeling.
Get a load of the new guy…
Starting a job feels like you’re a new character on the ninth season of a tv show.
— YKTFV ?? (@Gold_Apparels) September 27, 2021
9. Let’s go over this one more time.
Just in case you’re not clear about it…
man at this bar is describing in great detail exactly what a deviled egg is to his date, a woman who already told him twice that she’s had them before
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) October 20, 2021
10. I’m not sure if you can say anything anymore, to be honest.
Just keep your mouth shut to be on the safe side.
You can’t say Women anymore, you have to say happy holidays
— Niko Stratis (@nikostratis) October 19, 2021
11. She’s gonna be there for a while.
It will provide her with hours of entertainment.
my kitten has discovered her reflection pic.twitter.com/WGlCQ6k9TP
— dove ? (@lovedoveclarke) October 21, 2021
12. That’s a beautiful name, ma’am.
I have a feeling this name is gonna catch on.
Doctor: here is ur baby. it's a boy. congratulations
Ms Kelly, crying tears of joy: I'm going to call him machine gun
— yea man sound no hassle (@cyndaquil_lover) October 18, 2021
How about you?
What are some of your favorite tweets that always make you laugh?
Share some good ones with us in the comments!