In the unlikely case you didn’t know, Corgis have the fluffiest, fuzziest, most spankable butts in all the dog world.
Search Instagram for Corgi butts and you’ll find proof of the floof EVERYWHERE.
Like this booty of floofiness!
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bb0KtVTBsNx/?igshid=1d93wueprpf7v
Corgis are filled with charisma and cuteness. They have funny personalities and are a favorite of Britain’s Queen Elizabeth. She’s kept 30 of them over the decades of her monarchy, most of the dogs descendants of Susan, the original Royal Corgi she received as a gift from her parents on her 18th birthday.
But, for all you other Corgi butt fans out there, I bring you something that’s going to freak you out.
Corgi butt bread buns!
コーギーのおしり 焼き上がりました♪( *´ω`* )/
中味はリンゴジャムとカスタードです♪ pic.twitter.com/hBNMPK6ECS— うちは、ぱんや。（デッピー） (@utiwapanya) June 2, 2019
In Sapporo, Japan, the Utiwapayna bakery is making buns that look like Corgi buns. AND, not only are they filled with charisma and cuteness, they’re also filled with either jam or custard.
What’s more… people loved the buns so much that the bakery created PILLOWS out of them.
「コーギーのおしりパン」がプライズとしてもっふもふのクッションとぬいぐるみマスコットになりました！！
9月から全国のアミューズメント施設に順次登場予定です。見かけたら、ぜひGETしておうちに連れて帰ってあげてくださいね！」 pic.twitter.com/TDPpmeowqL— うちは、ぱんや。（デッピー） (@utiwapanya) September 17, 2020
That’s right… and you can just pick them up straight from the bakery!
キャッツアイ新さっぽろ店に行ってみました♪…コーギーのおしりクッション…予想以上の大きさです！デカ過ぎず小さ過ぎず…。|ू･ω･` )取れるかなあ……。 pic.twitter.com/8LLHCSCOAC
— うちは、ぱんや。（デッピー） (@utiwapanya) September 25, 2020
They look just like the fluffy butts we can’t get enough of. A glorious time to be alive, if I do say so myself!
This same bakery has shared other genius creations from their very talented bakers via their Twitter account.
Their koala buns look just as sweet.
アンタッチャブルも出来ることに気が付きました…祝♪復活♪♪(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))待ってた～♪♪ pic.twitter.com/kViL7TnGlO
— うちは、ぱんや。（デッピー） (@utiwapanya) December 6, 2019
But… have they gone too far with their kitty buns? You be the judge.
色々作ったなあ♪( *´ω`* )/
1.しょくぱんわん（dog）
2.あざらし塩パン（seal）
3.猫の鼻カレーパン（Cat nose）
4.コーギーのおしり（but buns）
他にも色々～♪ pic.twitter.com/Icp6eHBXP7— うちは、ぱんや。（デッピー） (@utiwapanya) January 31, 2020
In fact, all of their breads and buns look tasty. Their apricot croissants appear positively mouth-watering
I know what you’re thinking: how and when can we go to Japan?
Haha, no but seriously… would you buy some of these cute butts? Let us know in the comments!
