Like many of us, Saturday Night Live is working from home.
Their latest episode is a Saturday Night Live at Home version featuring the “Live from New York, It’s Saturday Night” cast in a Zoom format coming at us from the actors’ home living room offices/studios.
One of the segments was a hilarious update on what our favorite martial-arts devoted terrapins have been up to since they are no longer teen-aged. Spoiler alert: they no longer live in New York sewers.
Since reaching their fully matured adulthood, the Mutant Teenage Ninja Turtles have settled nicely in their spacious suburban homes. City living is for the more energetic youngsters. In the ‘burbs, there’s plenty of parking at the Whole Foods for Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael when they shop for their health foods to make up for all that marshmallow cereal they ate during their teen years.
But all is not boxed wine and Yard-of-the-Month sign roses out there. Marriages are becoming stale, their kids are spoiled brats and the ol’ waistline just keeps getting bigger.
And crime would be easier to fight without all this worry about medical tests and paying debt. Golf is an expensive hobby, especially if you’re not that good.
Oh, and Shredder is dead. Should they got to the funeral? No, but maybe the wake. That seems more appropriate.
Like their new theme song says, “Their best days are (beat, beat) way behind them!”
At least we have the memories. Let us know yours in the comments!