Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Do you remember that classic line from Airplane!?
Well, we’re gonna flip that on its head today and talk about naked WOMEN.
And we’re gonna hear from the guys out there…
What surprised you the first time you saw a woman naked?
AskReddit users shared their thoughts.
1. Anatomy lessons.
“Before I saw one I knew the v**ina was a hole of some sort based off of what other kids talked about and I assumed the v**ina looked like an actual circle.”
2. Over and out.
“The very first time I saw a woman unclothed, in person, was surprised at how fast I, well…
I swear the character Jim from American Pie was the story of my awkward teenage life.”
3. Is your back okay?
“B**bs are far heavier than one would expect.
I was like, “her back must be sore 24/7″.”
4. Lot going on down there.
It was the early 1980s, so there was lots of it.”
5. The lower back.
“How s**y the dip in the lower back is before it curves back up for her a**.
Especially when laying facedown.”
“That she let me see her naked.
And that she was happy about it.”
7. The more you know.
“How much I preferred seeing men naked.
8. Down there.
“I was surprised by how low the v**ina is, when compared to the placement of p**ises for men.
Like, p**ises are in front of guys, but v**ina was wayyyy lower than that.”
When I was thirteen, I lost my virginity to this girl who had what looked like two normal b**bs. When we got naked, she had one bigger b**b and one smaller b**b, but not really that noticeable unless they were closer to your face, in a manner of speaking.
I didn’t address it then because I’m sure she would have been insecure about them and we probably would have not lost anything that night.
But from then on, a lot of the girls I’ve been with have had different shaped b**bs. Its always so fascinating to find different ways of people being unique.”
10. A bit of a problem.
“I was surprised that I wasn’t as excited as I was just like when I’m watching p**n and that’s when I knew I had serious issues to deal with.”
11. I can’t find it.
“How far up that belly button is.
Compared to a guy that thing is miles apart from the sensitive area.”
12. All unique.
“My p**is is very similar to the ones they show in anatomy books, so I assumed v**inas would be the same. Boy was I wrong.
They are all unique to the person, some girls have a lip longer or different shaped than the other and 90% of them are most certainly not symmetrical. Just about all v**inas are in the same spot, but the angle at which the v**inal cavity comes in to the body is different on all girls, some girls are very straight 90 degrees in to the body some lean as far as 45 degrees.
Some even have some curvature in their v**inal cavity as well. I think the most shocking part however was that I realized women grow hair in the same spots as men its just mostly very light in color and thickness.
Girls grow hair on their chest their stomach their butt, their back, all the same as guys it just is nearly impossible to see.”
Okay, guys, we want to hear from you.
Tell us what you thought the first time you saw a naked woman.
We can’t wait to hear from you!