You never know what you’re going to find on Twitter. It might be great, thought-provoking threads, political commentary, or the inside scoop on your favorite celebrity.
And sometimes, you just find funny. Here’s a round-up of some of the funniest tweets going around. Enjoy!
1. A work of art
everybody shut the fuck up and look at these vegetable frogs riding a vegetable bus pic.twitter.com/MdY3Wp8HSi
— croissant rehab (@lexizinger) April 16, 2019
2. Poor paws
My mom got her dog’s feet shaved so that they wouldn’t get as dirty when she went outside……… pic.twitter.com/ftFvNRDJ6D
— dalady (@DelayniJohnson) April 17, 2019
3. Caught red-handed
This cretin has been dropping sticks down our chimney for weeks and today he finally accidentally dropped himself, this is the face of someone who knows they’ve been HAD pic.twitter.com/VlVIt9dqwG
— Fumifer (@blacksmoke1033) April 18, 2019
4. This one just makes me feel old
My daughter just asked me if the word encyclopedia comes from the word Wikipedia.
— hend amry (@LibyaLiberty) April 17, 2019
5. No one asked
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul on this Earth:
Not even their mom:
iNfLuEnCeR: “A lot of you have asked about my skin care routine…”
— C. Donovan Copeland (@cxcope) April 16, 2019
6. The perfect name
scientist: dick bug
other scientist: no
scientist: penis beetle
other scientist: no
scientist: cock roach
other scientist: ok sure
— Kellen (@captainkalvis) April 5, 2019
7. I like the enthusiasm
this thrift store advertises with such enthusiasm pic.twitter.com/gIt5HDN5AL
— danny (@dsemumi) April 9, 2019
8. Seriously, I’m not
https://twitter.com/vibesofabitch/status/1117876633782898690
9. Such a bad idea
I have officially outdone myself. I was literally so drunk last night I wound up on a farm 3 miles from campus and I tried riding a horse. pic.twitter.com/IjPSPmISfD
— Matt McCann (@matttmccann) April 17, 2019
10. Dark, but funny
me: hi do you take walk-ins
the morgue: what
— DO-NOT-REPLY (@InternetHippo) June 20, 2017
11. Ugh, boyfriends
EVERY WOMAN IN MY LIFE: juggling 3 jobs, does yoga, cooks, goes to therapy, remembers everyone's birthday
THEIR BOYFRIENDS: once almost made a dinner reservation but turns out the place was closed
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) April 17, 2019
12. Not your man
ladies, if he:
-doesn’t text back
-takes up all your energy
-used to be a star
-doesn’t like having his picture taken
-is 6.5 million times the mass of the sunhe’s not your man. he’s a black hole
— Andrea Long Chu (@theorygurl) April 10, 2019
13. Minestrone
pronouncing testosterone like minestrone just to be annoying
— Kivan (@KivaBay) April 16, 2019
14. This is perfect
I still think this is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. pic.twitter.com/J7ckeGEQNV
— Ruthanne ✍? Reid (@RuthanneReid) December 4, 2017
15. I want my lawyer
https://twitter.com/That_Dose_/status/1119932254753644544
16. So dramatic
My dad is so dramatic when I’m not home all day. pic.twitter.com/3HahllrSQQ
— harley (@Harlz_) April 10, 2019
17. We all need help now and then
— A Literal Homosexual (@kyry5) April 18, 2019
