Here’s an unpopular opinion for you: I think my thirties were a lot better than my twenties.
I know, I know. Some of you are probably thinking to yourself, “what the hell are you talking about?!?!”
But it’s true! While my twenties were mostly enjoyable, I think my thirties were more focused and productive.
All I had to worry about was my failing eyesight, my sore back, and a few other physical ailments. No big deal at all!
So enjoy these tweets about being in your thirties, okay? You’re gonna have a blast…hopefully…
Now, where did I put my glasses…?
1. That is way too late…
And it’s not gonna happen!
2. Don’t even try to play me.
I’m warning you…
3. My battery is already drained.
Well, that didn’t take very long…
4. I’m too old for this sh*t.
Do you ever say this to yourself?
5. Time to step it up a notch.
Do you think you can handle this?
6. Time to make the switch.
That wrinkle cream has been waiting for you…
7. Is this the best that’s out there?
This is not looking very good.
8. It divided the nation.
Which side were you on?
9. This is great.
Are you gonna get one? I am!
10. He was quite a dreamboat.
If you don’t remember him, you’re just too darn young.
11. This is the best!
It’s pretty much all I look forward to these days.
12. Totally obsolete now.
But I remember it well…
Okay, now it’s your turn, friends!
In the comments, tell us how you’re feeling as you get a little bit older.
We can’t wait to hear from you!