I love it when things are right on the money.
It could be a joke, a song, or a tweet.
And we’re gonna see some tweets today that are definitely right on the money.
Take a look for yourself!
1. What a daredevil!
Good luck with that!
Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and I’m about to feed my kids vegetables.
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) February 16, 2022
2. Don’t say that!
My 5 yo after explaining to him that telling baldheaded ppl they look like thanos, is not the compliment he think it is: pic.twitter.com/Yl7a5N3W7M
— Mom | Sleep & Wellness (@themultiplemom) February 16, 2022
3. That’s not gonna happen.
I’m proud of my kids but not “ruin my car with honor roll bumper stickers” proud.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) February 15, 2022
4. You have 364 more days.
Might as well get used to it.
My older daughter turned 9 today. I’m looking forward to Season 9 of “When is my next birthday?!”
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) February 12, 2022
5. She’s a good liar.
She’s on her way!
Busted my 10 y/o daughter finishing my ice cream and she said, “sorry, I saw it and I missed you because you weren’t here so I had a bite and then I got carried away.” I think she just began her career in politics.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) February 17, 2022
6. Sounds like a plan!
This is HOT!
Let’s get married and have kids so instead of a romantic Valentine’s dinner we can all fight about 5th grade math homework and have macaroni and cheese again.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 14, 2022
7. I learned it from you!
Now you know…
Stop Screaming! I screamed, in my gentlest parenting screaming voice
— Maryfairyboberry??♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) February 16, 2022
8. Sounds awesome!
I would, too!
My daughter’s school’s mascot is a Viking, and when I dropped her off this morning I saw someone in a hoodie that said Viking Robotics and oh my lord would I watch the shit out of that show
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) February 16, 2022
9. Uh oh…
That’s never a good thing.
My 4 year old got into some glitter.
He is now fabulous until further notice
— Jake allegedly (@jakery) February 15, 2022
10. It might be for you!
Does this sound good to you?
If you enjoy the mood in your house going from calm to shitshow in less than 3 seconds, I cannot recommend parenting enough
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) February 16, 2022
11. America is #1!
Care for some candy?
i tried one of my daughter’s fruit snacks and somehow forgot they’re just…candy? I’ve been giving my 3 year old candy every day for two years and now she’s totally obsessed and addicted? you win again, america
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) February 15, 2022
12. Don’t ruin this for me!
Hey, I enjoyed it!
Teen, watching the halftime show: WOW. How old are these people?
Me: JUST LET ME HAVE THIS ONE THING WITHOUT RUINING IT FOR ME.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) February 14, 2022
How are your kiddos doing lately?
Share some funny stories with us in the comments.
We can’t wait!