Don’t you just love it when a completely ridiculous Twitter thread appears out of nowhere? I know I do!
A Twitter user posed this question that really made his fellow Tweeters think…
You're a burglar, but you only steal things to slightly inconvenience your victims. What are you stealing?
I'm taking all the earring backs 🤣
— Pervy Sage♌️🇹🇹 (@ImNiceLikeRice) August 10, 2019
And the responses starting pouring in!
1. That would be infuriating
Perhaps the evilest plan in the history of the world!
I’m taking every other tupperware lid, but I’m swapping them with the neighbors’ set of almost equal size so they continually think the lid should fit. It never does.
— Courtney Milan 🦖 (@courtneymilan) August 11, 2019
2. Drive people nuts
It would take me a year to figure this out.
I’m taking the lil plastic straws out of the lotion pumps lol
— Ghost Malone (@Strangeghost__) August 11, 2019
3. Especially if they don’t have kids
That would be really weird to wake up to!
Dont steal anything but baby proof the entire house
— VanisleJay (@VanisleJay) August 11, 2019
4. Uh oh…
Are we more addicted to sugar or data? Hmmm…
The sticker on the router which holds the Wi-fi password
— Mother Shipton's Illegal Rave (@SallysRaveCave) August 11, 2019
Who would this benefit?!? You’re horrible.
I will delete their entire “Continue Watching” history on Netflix.
— Erin Entrada Kelly (@erinentrada) August 12, 2019
6. Someone’s in for a rude awakening
That’s child abuse in some countries.
I'm not taking anything. I'm just going to spread legos all over the floor.
— Professor Snarky (@ProfSnarky) August 12, 2019
7. You’re screwed
Because she can can can!
Every pillow in the place.
If I don't like the person, I'll take the labels off the canned goods.
— Niki Hancock (@HancockNiki) August 11, 2019
8. You just ruined their life
Sugar for salt? You monster!
Swapping out all the batteries for dead ones, taking all the extension cords, the can opener, and replacing the sugar w/ salt and vice versa. Hard boil all the eggs and put them back. My gift to you. pic.twitter.com/J1IwBYeO4E
— Claire Goforth (@clairenjax) August 11, 2019
Yu knw, wll prbbl b fn
I’m stealing all the vowels from their computer keyboard. pic.twitter.com/mob6bgPdpe
— 🚁CriticalCareBear🐻 (@ATLmurse) August 11, 2019
10. Might be over the line
Not the cheese, please!
The left shoe from each pair, the cheese packet from the macaroni, the tongue of their belt buckles and the key from the tin cornbeef! pic.twitter.com/rakXVy6ZAY
— Cairngorm (@MCRmy_Veteran) August 10, 2019
11. Life = Ruined
It’s like comparing apples and oranges.
Opening every orange and banana just a little
— Blood Quantum Entanglement (@LammaticHama) August 11, 2019
12. Bad ending
The last chapters? Are you SATAN?
The 1/3 measuring cup, the pages from the last chapter of every book on their shelves, all their shoelaces, and all the corkscrews/bottle openers (that one is my wife's addition)
— Tart of Darkness (@theinfophile) August 11, 2019
13. Just for the hell of it
You’re truly evil, you know that, right?
The tv remote, phone charger, shower curtain rod, and I’m unplugging their fridge just for the hell of it lol
— xandria♥️ (@liteskinnedgirl) August 10, 2019
14. That’s not good
How will people write thin-… oh, we have pencils? Okay.
The ink from all their pens 😭 pic.twitter.com/jX8BjAmw0r
— ￼ (@HijaDe2Madre) August 11, 2019
What would you steal? Let us know in the comments?
Me? I would steal all of the lids. To everything. Especially the liquids. Because I’m a monster.
What would you do? Let us know in the comments!