Don’t you just love it when a completely ridiculous Twitter thread appears out of nowhere? I know I do!

A Twitter user posed this question that really made his fellow Tweeters think…

And the responses starting pouring in!

1. That would be infuriating

Perhaps the evilest plan in the history of the world!

2. Drive people nuts

It would take me a year to figure this out.

3. Especially if they don’t have kids

That would be really weird to wake up to!

4. Uh oh…

Are we more addicted to sugar or data? Hmmm…

5. No!

Who would this benefit?!? You’re horrible.

6. Someone’s in for a rude awakening

That’s child abuse in some countries.

7. You’re screwed

Because she can can can!

8. You just ruined their life

Sugar for salt? You monster!

9. Hahahahaha

Yu knw, wll prbbl b fn

10. Might be over the line

Not the cheese, please!

11. Life = Ruined

It’s like comparing apples and oranges.

12. Bad ending

The last chapters? Are you SATAN?

13. Just for the hell of it

You’re truly evil, you know that, right?

14. That’s not good

How will people write thin-… oh, we have pencils? Okay.

What would you steal? Let us know in the comments?

Me? I would steal all of the lids. To everything. Especially the liquids. Because I’m a monster.

What would you do? Let us know in the comments!