It’s time to get random and it’s time to get FUNNY!
We’re talking about funny tweets, FYI, and this installment is just as good as all the other funny sets of tweets we like to share with you.
We’re here to make you laugh and we take our mission very seriously. And we think these random tweets are a real hoot.
So what do you say? Are you ready to jump in?
Let’s do it! Enjoy!
1. Gosh, I really miss that thing.
Remember when we DIDN’T get work done together?
thinking abt the very large bottle of fireball whisky in the bottom drawer of my desk at work, wondering if it misses me too
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) June 15, 2020
2. As a man, I feel your pain…
That can’t be easy…
being attracted to men is so embarrassing but someone’s gotta do it
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) June 17, 2020
3. A good way to pass the time.
You have to be creative right now.
https://twitter.com/Scaachi/status/1272589483666477058
4. Didn’t need to hear that.
You’re a WHAT?!?!
https://twitter.com/iSmashFizzle/status/1272705495229501442
5. Keep that thing handy at all times.
Just in case…
At this point, I've basically got a Zoom prop bag sitting next to my laptop. It's got a bra, hoodie, lip stick, head scarf, brow definer, hoops, etc. depending on "who all gone be on there."
— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) June 16, 2020
6. I’m 25-years-old, I swear.
But I can’t take off this mask, sorry.
Just realized there has never been an easier time for teenagers to buy beer with a fake ID. “Oh that doesn’t look like me? Really? You can tell just from the eyes? No I will NOT take my mask off.”
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) June 18, 2020
7. Oh, that’s big news!
Now you can strut around town like you own the place.
https://twitter.com/camillard/status/1272944858030727169
8. Let’s just say it was a long day.
You’ll figure it out next time!
https://twitter.com/Eden_Eats/status/1273505946233303042
9. That doesn’t sound good…
Sorry to hear that…
NO your email did NOT find me well, it found me ravaged with STRESS AND THE EFFECTS OF TIME
— anne t donahue (@annetdonahue) June 15, 2020
10. Constantly. All day long.
Isn’t this fun?
Marriage during a pandemic is just taking turns muting and yelling "I'M ON A ZOOM" throughout a day.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) June 16, 2020
11. I’d like to know this, too.
I have one friend. My mom…
https://twitter.com/MorganJerkins/status/1273061547129044992
12. Amen to this one!
I threw mine in the trash two months ago.
honestly worst purchase of 2020 was a 2020 planner
— ass crack bandit (@ass_crackbandit) June 15, 2020
13. There’s no in between.
Sorry, but that’s just the way it is.
I will either respond to your email immediately or three years from now
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) June 16, 2020
No doubt about it, those are some HILARIOUS tweets.
And we hope they gave you some good laughs!
Now we want to hear from you.
In the comments, share something that you think will make everyone laugh.
A joke, a meme, a tweet, anything will do!
Please and thank you!
