The year isn’t over yet, but it’s close enough for government work (if you ask us).
So we’re going to go ahead and call these 30 tweets some of the ones from 2022 that you don’t want to miss.
30. I mean sure, it’s sleek…
But can you eat it in case of an emergency?
apple car (1994) vs apple car (2022). this is not progress. pic.twitter.com/oFbpriSduA
— Harrison "Play Boots Quest DX on Steam/Itch" Lemke (@hplemke) May 18, 2022
29. Apparently this one is evergreen.
Who would have guessed?
Bringing this back because it’s been 2 months and nick cannon is once again having another baby https://t.co/IkLDAS0Zb8
— errrrrry. 👑💚💫 (@MissErryyy) October 26, 2022
28. Now that I’m thinking about it…
Why does this make so much sense.
ironically, Covid would be a better name for Zoom
— 𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 (@TimBarnes451) May 23, 2022
27. It’s a fair point.
I’ll take the booze. Or just keep my money.
why pay $8 for a blue checkmark when you can pay $6 for a monthly marg? https://t.co/UgokHzw6iB
— Chili's Grill & Bar (@Chilis) November 1, 2022
26. No door number three?
Because those choices are not for everyone.
You either date Pete Davidson or have a baby with Nick Cannon. Those are the only two life paths for women
— Teresa (@teresaeliz) November 14, 2022
25. This made me snort so loud.
It doesn’t take much.
Camila Cabello is like I’ll be home for pic.twitter.com/szQUOjJUeq
— Harry Hill (@veryharryhill) November 27, 2022
24. This feels true.
A bit heartbreaking, too.
This wasn't just a hell site, it was a hell home
— holly jolly heather 🎄🎁☃️ (@lollyrots) November 18, 2022
And I fear that’s not the worst of it.
I was fired from Twitter this morning. I was responsible for the timeline refreshing the second you saw a good tweet
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) November 3, 2022
22. Someone will write a thesis one day.
Mark my words.
lmao has survived the transition from early internet, and yet rofl has not. Much to consider.
— Kay And Skittles (@kayandskittles) October 11, 2022
21. Is this satire?
It’s honestly hard to tell anymore.
Decided to decline my $20,000 loan forgiveness. Grind never stops. I wish Biden would ADD $20,000 to my debt just so I can grind even HARDER
— collin (@h3ckdaddy) August 25, 2022
20. The worst is yet to come.
I’ll tell you that for free.
“we did it,” mark zuckerberg sighs, swirling champagne. “we added legs to the metaverse.”
his office door slams open. the ceo jumps.
“sir! come quick. they added too many legs to the metaverse.”
“haha what do you mean?” he asks. a siren sounds in the distance. “how many legs”
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) October 13, 2022
19. A more apt description does not exist.
Because we just can’t quit.
being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the titanic except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad
— 🌻✨️Lauren Dombrowski🏴☠️🍊 (@callmekitto) November 6, 2022
18. There’s one in every generation.
It’s just understood.
timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.
— abble pie 🥧 (@itsabsaf) October 1, 2022
17. Nothing surprises me.
Bring it on.
Queen Elizabeth will return in Multiverse of Madness
— Lolo (@LolOverruled) September 8, 2022
16. That’s going to happen.
Mark my words.
a veggie tales character named megan thee scallion
— posting thru it faye (@krogerbrandfaye) May 20, 2022
15. I like the second part.
Always a good idea.
Idea to replace Twitter: we all get added to the same Google Doc and see what happens
— cass 🏳️⚧️ (@cassbeewrites) April 26, 2022
14. That must be the answer!
I mean, how can it miss?
Every NYC subway ad is like:
Sick of weekending on Fire Island because you HATE your boss? Try getting that grain bowl delivered in minutes by an unpaid sewer rat. Crypto
— Natalie Wallington (@narwhallington) May 27, 2022
13. Oh sweet summer child.
This is going to take awhile.
“Do you know anything about ‘Don’t Worry Darling?’” — my mom, reading me the movie listings this morning at the start of what she assumed would be a brief phone call.
— Lila Byock (Parody) (@LByock) September 23, 2022
12. These lives we lead.
They would make no sense to someone a decade ago.
If I was dating the tinder swindler and he texted me saying someone was after him I’d just get the ick
— orla hollingsworth (@Orlaaaaaaaaa) February 18, 2022
11. That would be a terrible job.
This is why the computers are going to rise up.
the ai art thing is fake. i’m the guy who has to draw all the requests like the chess player inside the mechanical turk. you’re torturing me. i spend every waking hour drawing shit like “joe biden asuka wedding” and “donkey kong nuremberg trials” please stop. i need to sleep
— leon (@leyawn) June 10, 2022
10. A brief emoji story.
Don’t worry, it’s easy to read.
Anybody else be in they mask
“😦😗😦😗😦😗😦😗” trying to pull it up
— jadda (@Jayy_T_) January 8, 2022
9. You don’t need help from the humans!
You’ve got this.
I get so proud when the roomba runs out of charge and makes it’s way back to the charging station like yes girl self care!!
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) May 11, 2022
8. One picture is whimsical.
The other less so.
I really don’t know what to say about my hotel room view pic.twitter.com/LrLmwi1az2
— Alana Herrnson (@aperiplatypus) June 23, 2022
7. Anthropomorphizing is fun.
Humans are so cute.
worm gf: would you still love me if i was a beautiful woman
— Big Boy Online ☝️😳 (@idonotbleed) September 29, 2022
6. The important things.
This is the world we live in.
*me on the brink of a mental breakdown*
can you see my screen
— Angela Li (@hiangelali) August 11, 2022
5. If the world hasn’t completely imploded.
Something to look forward to.
— Whiskey Jones (@slimhackett) November 13, 2022
4. That’s all the attention span we have now.
Honestly, that’s kind of pushing it.
movie night 🙂 watching one of those three minute tik toks
— charlie (@chunkbardey) August 8, 2022
3. Same as mine!
my spotify wrapped pic.twitter.com/EOXSlMmr5Z
— veronica (@soitfuckingoes) November 27, 2022
2. Prove them wrong.
Wait, you definitely can’t.
Covid has fully convinced me that we would still be working during a zombie apocalypse
— sandy frizzle (@SandyFrizzle) July 18, 2022
1. Especially during the holidays.
Add me to your Find My Friend, sir.
Tracking number isn’t enough, I need to be on the delivery drivers private story.
— #NFL (@1ckaay) February 10, 2022
Ahhh the memories, right?
Let’s hope there’s still a Twitter around at the end of next year so we can do this all again!