The year isn’t over yet, but it’s close enough for government work (if you ask us).

So we’re going to go ahead and call these 30 tweets some of the ones from 2022 that you don’t want to miss.

30. I mean sure, it’s sleek…

But can you eat it in case of an emergency?

29. Apparently this one is evergreen.

Who would have guessed?

28. Now that I’m thinking about it…

Why does this make so much sense.

27. It’s a fair point.

I’ll take the booze. Or just keep my money.

26. No door number three?

Because those choices are not for everyone.

25. This made me snort so loud.

It doesn’t take much.

24. This feels true.

A bit heartbreaking, too.


23. Nefarious.

And I fear that’s not the worst of it.

22. Someone will write a thesis one day.

Mark my words.

21. Is this satire?

It’s honestly hard to tell anymore.

20. The worst is yet to come.

I’ll tell you that for free.

19. A more apt description does not exist.

Because we just can’t quit.

18. There’s one in every generation.

It’s just understood.

17. Nothing surprises me.

Bring it on.

16. That’s going to happen.

Mark my words.


15. I like the second part.

Always a good idea.

14. That must be the answer!

I mean, how can it miss?

13. Oh sweet summer child.

This is going to take awhile.


12. These lives we lead.

They would make no sense to someone a decade ago.

11. That would be a terrible job.

This is why the computers are going to rise up.

10. A brief emoji story.

Don’t worry, it’s easy to read.

9. You don’t need help from the humans!

You’ve got this.

8. One picture is whimsical.

The other less so.

7. Anthropomorphizing is fun.

Humans are so cute.

6. The important things.

This is the world we live in.


5. If the world hasn’t completely imploded.

Something to look forward to.


4. That’s all the attention span we have now.

Honestly, that’s kind of pushing it.

3. Same as mine!

Funny, that.

2. Prove them wrong.

Wait, you definitely can’t.

1. Especially during the holidays.

Add me to your Find My Friend, sir.

Ahhh the memories, right?

Let’s hope there’s still a Twitter around at the end of next year so we can do this all again!