It’s not a big shocker that we love funny tweets here.

But this collection that you’re about to see…these go above and beyond the call of duty.

Funny duty, that is!

We’d even go so far as to say that these tweets are a real HOOT.

Take a look for yourself…we think you’re gonna agree with us.

1. Beware of the ones who say this.

She might turn on you at any moment.

2. Hahahaha. This is wonderful.

Reminds me of my college days!

3. Seriously. What else are you gonna do?

This is a lifetime commitment and you know it!

4. Do you do this, too?

I’m willing to bet that some of you do.


5. What about the pillows?

And don’t forget about the Bible!

6. Really living it up!

Or do you think you’ve had enough screen time for the day?

7. You have to use whatever excuse you can come up with.

Feel free to use this one, friends! I know I’m going to!

8. This is a good life plan.

I wonder if it really works, though…

9. Doesn’t really seem fair, does it?

I made you! You think you can do this?!?!

10. I do this a lot, too…

Mostly with Slayer songs. And Megadeth.

11. I was all about it!

I look forward to it every year!

12. This drives me absolutely insane.

You’re not going anywhere! Sit down!

Have you seen any tweets lately that really made you laugh?

If so, please share them with us in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!