Ready to change your day from dull to delightful? Are you prepared to have that from turn upside down? Do you want to just get on with this already?
Read these 14 jokes and be thoroughly entertained! Because that’s what we do around here!
1. Anxiety is your friend.
Or is it? Hmmmm….
https://twitter.com/SiduVargas/status/789234581056520192?s=20
2. What am I looking at?!?
No Buble! You don’t do it like that. It’s not a… nevermind.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6dWY07HENY/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
3. It’s not always sleep apnea.
Sometimes it’s Silly Putty.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B63DnqwHVou/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
4. The cat jokes just keep coming.
Kitty has got expensive tastes, eh?
https://www.instagram.com/p/B4YC6nRnwET/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
5. I haven’t answered a phone in years
But if I did… I’d regret it.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B3UkDpknzdN/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
6. It’s hard to say…
How about “I don’t need directions.”
https://www.instagram.com/p/B2jWv3rHt8q/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
7. Have you seen this movie??
It is both horrifying and amazing, all at the same time.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B63y6AdlbEs/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
8. Awwwwwwwww
The Child is the best character in the history of TV.
From now on when I say “im baby” this is what I mean pic.twitter.com/woxJAMdpJE
— satan (@mega_intense) November 16, 2019
9. Oddly, this helps!
I mean, especially Dracula. Guy didn’t even do things until he died. I’ve already won that game!
https://twitter.com/CharlieDinkin/status/1213202959351332869
10. You do you!
Btw, if you’ve never seen the movie Hereditary… well, now you have! Spoilers!
https://twitter.com/exaltedmoon28/status/1213131088098471942
11. The rare bird joke
And it landed perfectly.
12. Nope!
It makes us all kind of horny, actually.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B63XI1ZAMAI/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
13. Doggie needs another snack
Doggie isn’t going anywhere until he gets fed… ADAM!
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6zHblAnZuK/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
14. Just leave
There’s no reason to be there.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B64azZkAaeu/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
See what I mean? You’re walking on sunshine! Dancing on a rainbow of hilarity!
Which of these did you like the best? Just be honest with us… we can take it!
Do it in the comments, fam!
