Ahhhh, married life. When it’s new, you can’t stop staring into each other’s eyes, you can’t keep your hands off each other, and you feel like it’ll be that way forever.

And then…the spark wears off and you settle into the humdrum, day-to-day routines…and then you start to get annoyed with each other.

Which might be irritating for you, but it’s comedy gold for the rest of us!

So all of us can enjoy these tweets together!

1. It’s over!

2. You can’t do this to me.

3. I can help you out with that.

4. It’s all mine.


5. These are all very important.

6. “I don’t recall that.”

7. That’s pretty hot.

8. This is non-negotiable.

9. It never ends…


10. Now I’m mad.

11. When the real magic happens.

12. Why do you ask?

13. Who will die first?

14. That long, huh?

15. Something to look forward to…

Those are painful…and accurate!

How long did the Honeymoon Phase last for you and your spouse?

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