Do you know the name of the famous comedian who says “get ‘er done?”
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think his name is Randy the Cable Man.
Is that right?
Well, I’m close enough…
The reason I brought that up is because we’re gonna “get ‘er done” with some hilarious tweets.
Y’all ready for this?
Let get this party started!
1. Sounds like he really hit the jackpot.
Actually, time in the middle of nowhere sounds pretty nice.
My boyfriend was born & raised in Vegas so when I visit his family I get a vacation, but when he visits my family he gets to sleep in my childhood bedroom in the woods of MA where there's 1 restaurant, quiet hours start at 8, and for fun my mom suggests we "go through this pile"
— Kimberly 🧜🏻♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberlyDinaro) October 27, 2021
2. You better believe it!
Looking for a job is also a full-time job.
tryin to get paid is a full time job
— Emily McKenna Winter (@EmilyMcWinter) November 1, 2021
3. I can relate to this.
Making a lot of mistakes these days, huh?
every work email i send out is basically
Hello,
Sorry!
Thanks,
Patrick— Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant) November 1, 2021
4. I do this all the time.
And then I forget what they said five seconds later.
“Oh cool” -me hearing what people do for their job no matter what it is
— Drew Anderson (@imdrewanderson) November 4, 2021
5. I don’t understand how card games work no matter how many times they are explained to me.
I feel this tweet!
When my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen. pic.twitter.com/ir53r3bSIr
— Diego Lopez (@thisdiegolopez) November 3, 2021
6. This is how it happened.
It’s all true!
Angel: I know it’s late in the design process but, birds, we really want them flying headfirst everywhere?
God: Yes
Angel: Just, seems dangerous
God: Fine, give them a helmet
Angel: OK, for the head…
God: Just the lips
Angel: Just…
God: Make the lips out of helmet
— Scott Simpson (@scottsimpson) October 30, 2021
7. I never thought I’d see the day…
But here we are…
https://twitter.com/Reesha/status/1454962542342819841?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1454962542342819841%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F21-funny-tweets-to-give-you-a-laugh-today-3755187%2F
8. I don’t think you were supposed to eat that.
Just to let you know…
this pocky is awful pic.twitter.com/kkzxIszprK
— Alex is tired of seeing Takes™ 🖖🏽🏴☠️🏝🔪 (@Chatvert) November 1, 2021
9. Is this the coolest trick or treater ever?
You be the judge!
coolest trick-or-treater ever pic.twitter.com/kECkXO7wzx
— David Wade (@davidwade) November 1, 2021
10. I think I’ll just listen to this one song.
Now cut to three hours later.
when you put the music on to clean your room and you forget to clean your room pic.twitter.com/N9I29fH9jx
— ً ឵឵ (@cIutchs) November 1, 2021
11. That’s when things can turn ugly in a hurry.
You gotta be careful on social media, friends!
https://twitter.com/pxpimus/status/1455188507207536645?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1455188507207536645%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F21-funny-tweets-to-give-you-a-laugh-today-3755187%2F
12. This sounds pretty familiar.
Sometimes you just gotta turn it all off.
she turned her emotions off (she is me)
— ℐ🌷 (@jannadmnq) November 1, 2021
Now it’s your turn to make us laugh.
Share some tweets with us in the comments that you think will make us laugh.
We’d love to hear from you!
