I’m in dire need of a laugh right about now.
Actually, I need about 10 laughs!
And this collection of tweets is gonna do the trick in a major way!
See for yourself!
1. Thanks for letting us know.
Just trying to make you feel comfortable.
reminded of the time I went on a date with a girl to an aquarium and the tour guide pulled us aside at the end and quietly informed us that they had gay penguins
— Brenna (@brennasaid) January 20, 2022
2. Still waiting for an answer.
Well…what have you got for me?
my toxic trait is saying “what?” when my cat meows and expecting a legitimate answer
— lindsi the cheese croc 🧀 (@flindis) January 18, 2022
3. It’s true.
No doubt about that.
if you like euphoria you will looove therapy
— Homo Honey (@DixPeyton) January 17, 2022
4. Say goodbye.
The train that knew too much.
He knew too much pic.twitter.com/DufjWMT6wc
— Dr. Ada-Rhodes Short 🤖🧠 (@The_Ada_Rhodes) January 17, 2022
5. It’s an artform.
Are you good at it?
I get so insulted when people lie to me poorly. Lying is an art!!! Don’t give me kindergarten finger paintings bitch!
— SCAM GODDESS (@DivaLaci) January 21, 2022
6. I’m your person!
You can count on me!
if you’d like a friend who will send you 200 tik toks a day while accidentally ignoring your messages here I am x
— Chloe (@chloehuttonv) January 15, 2022
7. Good question.
Let me go ask the guy next door.
do flat earthers think all planets are flat or just this one?
— kim (@KimmyMonte) January 20, 2022
8. I’m freakin’ out!
To be honest, that is pretty cool.
I WANT NERVOUS CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/7GfbTNvhJ5
— natasha allegri (@natazilla) January 10, 2022
9. I guess it’s not so dumb after all.
You knew he’d come around.
My husband will stand in the middle of the living room, watching my show that he says, “is dumb” for 30 minutes. Then hits me with, “What’s going on? She’s dating this guy now?”.
— ↞𝙱𝚕𝚔𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚢↠ (@BlkSoulBeauty) January 8, 2022
10. I can overnight it to you!
I said NO!
Parents are like “You left a gently used paper towel in your room over christmas. Do you need that? Want me to mail it?”
— Rachel McCartney (@RachelMComedy) January 9, 2022
Now we want YOU to make US laugh.
Share some funny tweets with us in the comments.
We look forward to it!