Teachers have one of the hardest jobs on the planet, there’s no doubt about it.

But they occasionally get to experience a little levity during all that hard work of teaching impressionable young students.

Case in point: 2nd-grade teacher Emily Kooistra, who likes to write down all the funny things her students say throughout the year.

1. “I bet Jesus and Miss K…”

You can’t make this stuff up.

2. Haha what in the world?!

Kid, you don’t know how to curse yet. Stay in your lane.

3. They obviously love her!

And so much faith in their teacher’s ability to Krav Maga!

4. Out of the mouths of babes!

But seriously kid… you don’t have that kind of money!

5. Gotta love sports practice!

But only if it’s not hurtful, right Mrs. K?

6. Nice, now that other student has got the hang of it!

Pro tip… teachers get bothered too.

7. History 101 has never been more entertaining

But these kids DO know where bad words came from.

8. Make room for Jesus!

He likes Tootsie Rolls too, fam!

9. Now that’s an intelligent student right there!

Brownnosing rarely has drawbacks.

10. Oh man, we are laughing at this one

This teacher has to be a happy camper, right?

That was awesome! New rule for teachers: From here on out, all teachers must record the hilarious and totally bizarre things their kids say in the classroom and share them with the internet. We love these kinds of laughs! So wholesome and witty at the same time.

What are your best memories from elementary school? Were you a Chatty Cathy, or more quiet and reserved? Class clown? Teacher’s pet?

Let us know in the comments!

We’d love to hear from you!