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You know it!

And we have an offer we think you won’t be able to refuse: you’re going to absolutely love these tweets…or your money back!

By the way, just so I don’t get into any trouble with my boss, we’re talking about Monopoly money…at least for now.

Hey, we’re running a business here!

The bottom line is you’re gonna love these tweets and they’re gonna make you laugh. So get started!

1. Yeah, that doesn’t really add up.

Get with the times, Gramps!


2. You do you!

Ain’t no shame in your game!

3. Little do they know…

People just need to keep their mouths shut.

4. Yeah, this is totally overrated.

When does the fun stuff start? Ever?


5. It sounds like he didn’t put any of the hard work in.

Another person BLOCKED.


6. Don’t you think lifetime appointments are weird?

And I’m talking about ANY job out there…

7. I don’t think that’s gonna happen.

I mean, just look at the track record.

8. Good luck to you!

You’re gonna need it…

9. This sounds very fishy to me…

You have to get to the bottom of this…

10. You’re making a lot of people feel terrible about themselves.

There’s no disputing this fact.


11. It’s almost impossible at this point.

And I’ve had enough of it!

12. They’re attracted to you for some reason.

Maybe it’s a sign of good luck?

We want more funny tweets!

And that’s where you come in…

Share some good ones with us in the comments.

We’d really appreciate it!