If you can’t laugh your way through this life, you’re gonna have a REALLY hard time.

Because you’re constantly bombarded with challenging things…no doubt about it.

So the more laughter in your life, the better!

Are you ready to enjoy some short jokes that anyone should be able to remember?

Let’s get funny with people on AskReddit!

1. Sticky hair.

“Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs.”

2. I get it!

“How does a rabbi make his coffee?

Hebrews it.”

3. She’s gonna love it.

“I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.

I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.”

4. Darn it!

“I poured root beer in a square glass.

Now I just have beer.”

5. Not qualified.

“Why aren’t koalas actual bears?

They don’t meet the koalafications.”

6. RIP.

“Rest in peace to boiling water.

You will be mist.”

7. Now I’m hungry.

“What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce?

A chicken sees a salad.”

8. Drawing blood.

“Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?

In case she needed to draw blood.”

9. Ready to party?

“How do you throw a space party?

You planet.”

10. Saw that coming.

“The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight.


11. Getting hot in here.

“Why did it get so hot in the baseball stadium after the game?

All of the fans left.”

12. LOL.

“What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?

A chew-chew train.”

13. Needing some help.

“Why did the math textbook visit the guidance counselor?

It needed help figuring out its problems.”

14. I see…

“Why can’t male ants sink?

They’re buoy-ant.”

15. I’m ready for it.

“Want to hear a construction joke?

Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.”

16. Not always.

“Talk is cheap?

Have you ever talked to a lawyer?”

17. Really blew that one.

“Why did the gym close down?

It just didn’t work out!”

18. Draw!

“Two artists had an art contest.

It ended in a draw!”

19. Lost it.

“I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.

I lost my case.”

20. You’ll get over it.

“I have a fear of speed bumps.

But I am slowly getting over it.”

21. Not going anywhere.

“Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Right where you left it.”

22. Needs some privacy.

“What did one traffic light say to the other?

Stop looking! I’m changing!”

23. Learn something new every day.

“What type of sandals do frogs wear?


24. Be very afraid…

“Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine.”

25. What happened?

“What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick!”

26. Clever.

“What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?


27. Overeducated.

“Why doesn’t the sun go to college?

Because it has a million degrees!”

28. Wow.

“How do you count cows?

With a cowculator.”

29. Cool and collected.

“Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.”

30. One more for ya!

“Where does the sheep get his hair cut?

The baa baa shop!”

We want more jokes!

Tell us some more in the comments.

Thanks a lot!