Laughter makes the world go ’round, friends!

That’s a fact, Jack!

So how about we have a bunch of great laughs today?

What’s a funny joke that anyone can remember?

Here’s what AskReddit users had to say.

1. Not bad at all.

“What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.”

2. Hey!

“I invented a new word!


3. Math humor.

“Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.”

4. You okay?

“What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little horse.”

5. Where you belong.

“What did one hat say to the other?

You wait here. I’ll go on a head.”

6. Haha!

“What do you call a magic dog?

A labracadabrador.”

7. You were warned.

“What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

This tastes a little funny.”

8. Zing!

“Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”

Because every play has a cast.”

9. You know it!

“What’s orange and sounds like a carrot?

A parrot.”

10. It’s silent.

“Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent.”

11. A classic.

“What do you call a woman with one leg?


12. Big fan of pirate humor.

“What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye matey.”

13. Bummer.

“Why did the frog take the bus to work today?

His car got toad away.”

14. All grown up.

“What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?


15. They love it.

“What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer?

The space bar.”

16. Highbrow.

“Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?

Because it was cultured.”

17. Sorry about that.

“What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-Morse code.”

18. I love this.

“Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He drank the coffee before it was cool.”

19. Yuck…

“Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.

He kept leaving little messages around the house.”

20. Surprised.

“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked at me surprised.”

21. I see what you did there.

“Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?

They each got six months.”

22. LOL.

“What’s Forest Gump’s password?


23. Do I know you?

“How do poets say hello?

Hey, haven’t we metaphor?”

24. I gotta go!

“Where does Batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.”

25. That’s a problem.

“Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

Because he lost his filling.”

26. Spoiled.

“What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.”

27. You folks are gross.

“Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?

They dribble all the time.”

28. It’s true.

“What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?

Any dog, because buildings can’t jump.”

29. I hope you like math…

“How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.”

30. Get smart.

“Why did the M&M go to school?

It wanted to be a Smartie.”

Do you know any funny jokes?

If so, share them with us in the comments.

We look forward to it!