We all know moms and dads out there are doing their best each and every day.
But sometimes they don’t get that recognition as much as they should.
And we’re gonna change that today!
Enjoy these funny tweets about the moms and dads out there!
1. Let’s pretend.
Sounds like fun!
lately my kids have been pretending to be adults when they play, and they say things like, “i’m a grown up. i have a fat belly and i wear big shoes. i have my pants pulled up real high. i go to the bank and i have to take medicine, and i can watch violent videos whenever i want.”
— Kiss my Fat Ash? (@Tobi_Is_Fab) February 23, 2022
2. Great kid!
Raising them the right way.
Someone on a show we were watching said, “What the…”? and my 5 year old helpfully filled in “fuck”
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) February 22, 2022
3. That’s disgusting.
I think I’m gonna be sick.
No parenting book can prepare you for when your 3 yr old literally sticks her finger in your nostril and says, “Hey mom, smell this!”
— AparnaRC (@Wordesse) February 24, 2022
4. No sweat!
You got this down.
My husband asked if I wanted to do something fun today so I left him home with the kids.
Marriage is easy.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) February 19, 2022
5. Not working out like you thought it would…
There’s still time.
Yesterday we got a puppy and my kids are so smitten that they’ve cut down their screen time enormously by 5%
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) February 20, 2022
6. Uh oh…
That’s not good!
Raise an independent female so she can scream “my body, my choice” when you tell her to wash her hair during bath time.
— MommyCocktail (@MommyCocktail) February 22, 2022
7. Putting on a front.
You fooled them!
Asked a bunch of rival dads if anyone wanted to go hiking with me tomorrow morning at 5. Of course they all said no. I’m not going hiking either but they don’t have to know that.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 20, 2022
8. More for you.
Not that bad!
I was cutting up an orange for my 4yo and eating all the parts he’d refuse to eat. He ended up with 2 slices.
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) February 21, 2022
9. No in between.
What is your kid like?
You either have a kid who never wants to shower or a kid who takes hour long showers every day. There is no in between.
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) February 20, 2022
10. You needed to know that.
It couldn’t wait.
My daughter came into my room at midnight to tell me that “fake tans make people look carroty”
And quite frankly, I understand why that couldn’t wait till morning
— MF FairyPrincessSmoo (@Smooheed) February 22, 2022
Are your kids behaving these days or are they up to no good?
Spill your guts to us in the comments!
Thanks a lot!
