Don’t you love it when people keep it real?
And don’t you love it when MOMS keep it real?
You better believe it!
So go ahead and treat yourself to some funny tweets from moms who are just telling it like it is.
1. They’ll never get out alive.
The best defense!
Good luck robbing my house. My home security system is LEGOs on the floor.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 29, 2020
2. You have an evil child.
We’ll pray for you.
My 4yo grabbed the egg off my egg and cheese sandwich, put it on her plate, took a bite of it and then grabbed the rest in her hand, squeezed it shut and handed it back to me saying she didn’t want it anymore. And this… THIS, is why I can’t have nice things.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) July 2, 2020
3. Kids are gross.
My daughter is crying because her sister farted and I sprayed air freshener before she had a chance to sniff it. I’m raising savages.
— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) July 3, 2020
4. Hey o!
Hope it goes well.
My 9-month-old ate part of her sister’s math worksheet and now we’re waiting to see if she passes algebra.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) September 1, 2020
5. Who do these belong to?
Not adding up.
There are 5 of us in this house and 738 shoes by the front door this does not check out
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) November 29, 2020
6. Yes, you do.
But they don’t need to know that.
“Sorry I don’t make the rules” I say blatantly lying to my child about a rule I just made up.
— Avocado Mama (@HeatherStenwall) July 2, 2020
7. This is great!
All parents should do this.
Parenting hack: Tell much lamer bedtime stories than your spouse so that your children will ask for them instead of you every night.
— Raw Motherhood (@MetteAngerhofer) June 30, 2020
8. Good for you!
A pandemic is no excuse for excessive screen time. Study after study has shown that electronics are harmful to young minds. I’ve made the difficult decision to limit my children’s iPad use to no more than 14 hours a day and I hope you do the same.
— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) May 3, 2020
9. Let me clarify.
What she meant to say was…
*5 yo on her kindergarten Zoom class*
Teacher: “So what do you do before joining our Zoom class?”
5yo: “My mommy hits me and says ‘do good!”
Me, no make-up, bagel crumbs on my face, unexpectedly joining the Zoom class: “SHE MEANS I HIGH FIVE HER HAND!!!”
— Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) September 3, 2020
10. Gee, thanks…
No privacy ever again.
Me: (on toilet) Sweety, mommy needs privacy when she pees
3: ok (closes door and stands next to me with the dog)
3: we private now
— kids_kubed ?? (@Kids_kubed) August 27, 2020
Now we want to hear from some moms out there.
Are your kids driving you up the wall these days?
Or is everything all quiet on the homefront?
Talk to us in the comments and give us an update!