I just know you’re in the mood to hoot and holler today, aren’t you?

I knew it!

Well, you’re in luck today in a major way, because these tweets definitely fit the bill.

Check them out!

1. Now you know.

That took a while…

Took me until I was like 30 to understand “operate heavy machinery” meant cars. I thought you weren’t supposed to take Xanax and work the line at the cannery.

— Jaya Saxena (@jayasax) March 15, 2022

2. Beware of the deep.

Pretty creepy out there.

I just feel like a lot of you are not as afraid of the ocean as you should be. like what is even in there

— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) March 15, 2022

3. Yes, Mother!

Pay attention!

(a person dies in a movie) my mom: did he die

— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) March 15, 2022

4. This is not a good look.

Sorry you had to go through this.

I’ll never forgive my mother for sending us to school with her wigs on our head pic.twitter.com/wsRCg2T1AB

— tjayy?? (@tnizzlewidaclip) March 17, 2022

5. I’m like this, too.

Are you?

ran into a guy i hooked up w and couldn’t remember his name but i remembered his dog’s name so i called him “biscuit’s dad” and he was like “wow you even remember my dog’s name.” ya bitch i ONLY remember your dog’s name.

— dana bad (@baddanadanabad) March 12, 2022

6. Hahahah. Yes!

Cover it up!

I’ll never forget, a week after quarantine started, I sneezed in the grocery store and a man two aisles over yelled “AW HELL NAWL”

— nae (@antoinae) March 17, 2022

7. You need this.

Good for you!

Me: I really need to cut back on unnecessary spending

Also me: This shirt is necessary for my mental health pic.twitter.com/T9p6PRhW5J

— Babs Gray (@BabsGray) March 12, 2022

8. This is great.

Who wrote this?

Surely there’s an easier way to describe this thing’s size https://t.co/EqiQe8A9tf

— Laura Bassett (@LEBassett) March 14, 2022

9. You have them fooled.

How does that feel?

talking to someone in IT about a forgotten password and I’m using words like “okey-dokey” and “lord willing” so they think I’m just an old person and not a technologically incompetent 20-something

— sarah schauer ? (@sarahschauer) March 14, 2022

10. There you go!

Pretty much sums it up.

Tom Brady spent two months with his children and decided he’d rather be hit be 300 pound linemen, and I think that tells me everything I need to know about having kids

— Nikki Rushing (@nikkirushh) March 13, 2022

Now it’s your turn!

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