Some people have cool nicknames and some don’t…it’s just the way life goes.
Think about it this way: would you rather be called Lazer because you are awesome or have folks call you Dips**t because you’re not too bright?
I think you know the correct answer…
Check out these funny tweets about people who had pretty silly nicknames.
1. Mr. Words.
That one hurts.
Years ago when I worked in a large office I used the word ‘trebuchet’ during a conversation with a colleague about castles, was overheard by the obligatory office wankers and henceforth became known as ‘Mr Words’.
— Lapsedcat (@Lapsedcat) January 27, 2022
2. College boy.
Mr. Smarty Pants.
There is a chap in our village whose nickname is ‘college’ – because he went to college.
— 48 Crash (@48_Crash) January 28, 2022
3. Wearing it with pride.
You sound pretty bright…
I am a non-native English speaker working in a law firm. I have a better grasp of grammar than most of my colleagues and occasionally get called “Dictionary Corner”. I wear it with pride.
— Golightlyyy 🇪🇺 (@Golightlyyy) January 29, 2022
4. Mr. Parsnips.
At least you sound healthy.
Once at a YMCA cafeteria in Nottingham, I asked for, “Just a plate of roast parsnips,” and was thereafter Mr Parsnips.
— Stanley Bad 🦆 (@Stanley_Bad) January 28, 2022
5. I’m your buckaroo!
That was a big mistake.
As a teenager in the early nineties I saved up and bought what I thought were an amazing pair of cowboy boots.. to this day if I see any of my old mates from those days they still call me buckaroo 😑
— alandel (@alandel1) August 16, 2021
6. Hey, it’s The Fonz!
Kids are ruthless.
Lad in school wore a faux leather jacket when we were kids. He’s still called Fonzy 30 years later
Another lad in the class wore a coat with a furry hood. He’s still known as Eskimo to this day.
The guy who dared slick back his hair once…. Gringo
Kids are ruthless
— Ciarán Halpin (@cihalpin) August 16, 2021
7. Super Mario!
That one hurts…
Props to anyone who tries to be fashionable in ireland i wore a red beret once in waterford and someone called me super mario
— lady of sophistication (@janky_jane) August 15, 2021
8. It backfired on you.
Where’s your band?
Came back home with a jacket I bought in Manchester thinking I was cool…first pub I walk into…. “If it isn’t Sgt.Pepper” pic.twitter.com/sqkwQKzBSg
— Thomas McCaffery (@JoinThomasToday) August 16, 2021
9. I found Waldo!
That took a while.
I once wore a red and white striped jumper to the dentist and a kid loudly and excitedly whispered to her mother “Found him!”
— Cethan Leahy (@CethanLeahy) August 17, 2021
10. Problems with the spaceship.
Take me to your leader.
I once wore a silver jacket to college, turned up late for class, said ‘sorry I’m late’, lecturer said, ‘that’s ok’ then waited til I was halfway across the front of the full class before following up with ‘trouble with the spaceship again was it?’.
— Matthew 🕙🇵🇹 🇵🇸 (@MrWeir) August 17, 2021
Now we want to hear from you.
What’s your nickname?
And how did you get it?
Let us know in the comments!