As I write this, we’re nearing the end of 2020. As you read it, we may well already be done. What’s it like over there? Is it better? At least a little? I sure hope so. Could you come pick me up? Could you take me with you?
See me (and literally every person on Twitter) is absolutely sick of this year, and we want out.
10. The grand tour!
Aw, look at us! We were so young back then!
Here are some cool photos of all the places I visited in 2020. 😌 pic.twitter.com/SHa3BsqXsq
— UNCLE CHINEDU (@UncleChinedu) November 28, 2020
9. The taste you crave
I mean, at least that would technically be edible.
If 2020 was an ice cream flavor pic.twitter.com/fOJBjZZaZm
— JakeLynne (@LynneJake) April 7, 2020
8. The fine print
Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.
https://twitter.com/1k_myaaa/status/1306821441220902917
7. Got your nose
Unless you’re Voldemort, you need to put the dang thing over your nose.
if I see another nose hanging out of a mask…… pic.twitter.com/9uROHWdTng
— bertha slayson (@jasminepilled) November 20, 2020
6. Let’s go over it again
Seriously, your nose is constantly spewing droplets and stuff.
It is, it turns out, part of your respiratory system.
after months of muttering under my breath at people in the supermarket I’ve finally cracked pic.twitter.com/JioTIAGT5k
— Erin Black (@erinnblackk) November 18, 2020
5. It’s in the cards
Deal me out of the next hand, I’m done with this game.
2020 is what happens when you mix up cards from your tarot deck with Cards Against Humanity.
— Cathie 🌈💙🟧 (@Cathie1950) September 2, 2020
4. Wanna get away?
We could still do the thirst trap pics, I guess, it’s just gonna be kinda awkward.
Planning to use vacation days with friends in 2019: “Want to take 2 weeks, leave the country, blackout and post thirst traps on Instagram?”
Planning to use vacation days with friends in 2020: “Want to take off Friday and go outside? I think it’s going to be sunny.”
— Molly DeMellier (@theguaca_molly) November 18, 2020
3. The agony of the feet
Why walk around when you can, yanno, not do that.
Sometimes I miss going out, but this is the longest I’ve ever gone without my feet hurting.
— Missy Baker (@TheMissyBaker) October 18, 2020
2. The big slip
Except this time congress didn’t really do anything about it.
My mask broke in the store and I felt like Janet Jackson at the super bowl…
— Counts My Blessings ??? (@IntoTheShitter) September 7, 2020
1. The wait-and-see approach
Honestly, same. I gotta know what I’m getting into before I invest.
https://twitter.com/Ten_A_C_Girl/status/1327091263863185409
There’s very little to do so I’m literally counting down the minutes until we can put this horrible year behind us. Better get back to it. Those minutes won’t count themselves.
What was something GOOD that happened for you in 2020?
Tell us in the comments.
