There’s nothing on this earth that’s better than dogs, and if you think there is, then you can LEAVE.
I mean you can leave this page, leave the internet, leave the EARTH, because we terrestrial beings don’t need the kind of negativity you’re bringing to the planet.
Dogs are the best. Full. Stop.
This is such a widely accepted fact of life that even the ever-contentious world of Twitter won’t argue about it. They know the score, and that score is Dogs 1, everything else in the universe 0.
10. Happy to be involved
WHAT’S HAPPENING? IT’S SO GOOD! HOORAY FOR WHATEVER!
the best thing about dogs is u can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too
— Jessica Cerbo (@Jessica_Cerbo) August 16, 2015
9. Carry the load
He’s not heavy, he’s my doggo.
I just saw a man pick up and carry 2 (TWO) golden retrievers. Large ones. One on each shoulder. He was saying, “You always do this. You SAID you wanted to go for a walk!” as he picked them up.
— thefourthvine (@thefourthvine) December 20, 2018
8. The ultimate test
People with no pets shouldn’t even be allowed in the White House.
I think we should line up all the presidential candidates and see which one a dog doesn't bark at. That person should become president.
— RD (@ryan_nerf965) January 27, 2016
7. Making the list
Next would be “any dog past, present, or imaginary.”
It’s impossible to rank types of dogs but I think I’ve finally nailed it down
1. My dog
2. Other dogs
3. Dogs I see online
— BarkBox (@barkbox) December 28, 2018
6. Answering the call
Heard you were talkin’ malarkey.
When u hear her call someone else a good boy pic.twitter.com/pk8AHfzsnf
— YA BOY DANNY TANNER (@DannyTanner) February 29, 2016
5. Pick a spot
They care not for your petty human concerns. For it is doo doo time.
Me to my dog on a walk: no no no! please don’t shit here
My dog: pic.twitter.com/GamUsIUScv
— SnackyTuna (@SnackyTuna) January 11, 2019
4. I’m so excited to see youuuuuuu!
Let’s play ALL the games!
3. Impulse buys
You know I can never resist a good sale.
When u put something in the cart when ur shoppin with ur mom and u hope she doesnt notice 😂 pic.twitter.com/8UEQiMiM6S
— Sean Q 🧜🏽♂️ (@YoChocolateChip) October 10, 2015
2. The “w” word
And just like that, I was miraculously healed.
Doctor: I’m sorry *puts hand on my shoulder* you’ll never walk again
My dog: *kicks in the hospital door* did somebody say WALK
— HighJacked (@HighJackHusky) February 1, 2018
1. Taste the rainbow
These Skittles ads are just getting weirder and weirder.
what did we do to deserve dogs pic.twitter.com/NkjbanT9gu
— kiersten (@kierstennamber) September 10, 2015
If it’s something that even the people of Twitter won’t fight about, you know it’s special. And dogs are special. They are special and blessed and must be protected at all costs. Be good to the doggos in your life.
What’s your dog like?
Tell us all about them in the comments.