There’s nothing on this earth that’s better than dogs, and if you think there is, then you can LEAVE.

I mean you can leave this page, leave the internet, leave the EARTH, because we terrestrial beings don’t need the kind of negativity you’re bringing to the planet.

Dogs are the best. Full. Stop.

This is such a widely accepted fact of life that even the ever-contentious world of Twitter won’t argue about it. They know the score, and that score is Dogs 1, everything else in the universe 0.

10. Happy to be involved


9. Carry the load

He’s not heavy, he’s my doggo.

8. The ultimate test

People with no pets shouldn’t even be allowed in the White House.

7. Making the list

Next would be “any dog past, present, or imaginary.”

6. Answering the call

Heard you were talkin’ malarkey.


5. Pick a spot

They care not for your petty human concerns. For it is doo doo time.

4. I’m so excited to see youuuuuuu!

Let’s play ALL the games!

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3. Impulse buys

You know I can never resist a good sale.

2. The “w” word

And just like that, I was miraculously healed.

1. Taste the rainbow

These Skittles ads are just getting weirder and weirder.


If it’s something that even the people of Twitter won’t fight about, you know it’s special. And dogs are special. They are special and blessed and must be protected at all costs. Be good to the doggos in your life.

What’s your dog like?

Tell us all about them in the comments.