I never like to guarantee anything in this life, but I will say that I’m 99.999% confident that the tweets you’re about to see are going to make you laugh.

And they’re not only gonna make you laugh, they’re gonna make you LOL.

That means “laugh out loud”, by the way…

Well, what are you waiting for?

Get started now!

1. This is FOR REAL.

Keep this in mind…

2. That didn’t go as planned.

They didn’t see that coming!

3. He knows what’s up.

No need to beat around the bush.

4. Breakin’ it down.

Yours and only yours.

5. You’ve made it!

An NYC rite of passage.

6. Don’t call me honey.

Oh…never mind…

7. You’re doing great!

So far…

8. You’re suddenly rich!

That’s how it works, right?

9. This is good.

I do the same thing!

10. That looks nice!

Rubber neckin’.

Now we want to hear from you!

Share some funny tweets with us in the comments.

Please and thank you!