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If you’re in the mood for some lighthearted tweets that will make your day better, look literally no further because we’ve got them. Right here.
Exciting, right? All the magic of Twitter right on your very phone?! It’s never been done before! But that’s the kind of innovation that we’re committed to here, so you’re welcome.
Enjoy these ten random tweets that will put a smile on your face.
10. What?
It works even better if you make sure to get a really awkwardly laid out house.
Do you like yelling “what?” Get married
— Lindsay Goldwert 👑 (@lindsaygoldwert) November 20, 2020
9. Upstairs, downstairs
Once you cross that threshold your mind just gets erased, there’s nothing we can about it.
I wish my downstairs self could tell my upstairs self what I went upstairs for.
— momsbehavingbadly (@badbadmoms) November 7, 2020
8. Dark jokes
“Eventually they’ll realize how long they’ve been talking.” – me, an idiot, every time
Transition lenses that keep getting darker the longer someone is talking to you.
— Kellalena (@topaz_kell) November 7, 2015
7. Notice of absence
I could use this as a sign on every door.
An out of office email that just says ‘Please leave me alone.’
— Shama Hussain (@shama_ny) November 20, 2020
6. Nobody likes a snitch
What, is that guac comin’ outta your paycheck or something?
The kids in school who reminded the teacher to collect the homework are now Chipotle servers who tell the cashier you got guac
— Sam Bloomstone (@SamBloomstone) November 19, 2020
5. Let me be clear
Tag yourself, I’m all the boats.
Dating apps: Upload several clear & recent photos of yourself
The four pictures guys upload: pic.twitter.com/kA9oZJvXKn
— Sara K. Runnels (@omgskr) November 19, 2020
4. Acronym acceptance
If you could find your way clear to lmfao that would be even better.
You are being very wtf and I need you to be lol
— ᴍᴏ🐉 (@Wiildcreature) February 23, 2016
3. Butter living
“This is gonna spread real nice on all my garbage.”
https://twitter.com/RMElhusseini/status/936259340088078336
2. The power twins
They’ve been some sort of oracles all along, and we just couldn’t see it.
https://twitter.com/lezjc/status/1097126648384815105
1. Work it
The greatest and most consistent lie ever told.
“I’ll work on it tonight.” pic.twitter.com/Lq6pGlgrWt
— TB (@TevonBlair) November 16, 2020
Gotta love a tweet that can pack that much funny into such a small package. How do they even do it? We can’t know, there’s just no way to know.
Who are your favorite funny folks to follow on Twitter?
Tell us in the comments.
