Does your face need a smile on it? Do your lips need to do some curls?
Well lucky you, you’re in the right place. By which I mean the internet. Specifically this corner of the internet where we’ve rounded up a bunch of tweets that can certainly help us all out with the aforementioned goals of face-smiling.
So get ready to exercise those cheek muscles, it’s happy time with jokes from the Twitter place.
10. What’s the prognosis?
It’s not about whether you should, it’s about whether you can.
Not entirely sure this is a bad thing pic.twitter.com/ywFo8i73kS
— Julicorn ? (@ChicksRule) May 26, 2021
9. The paradox
You gotta imagine that with as big a hit as it was, Jessie inevitable heard the song and it was real awkwarttd.
The Rick Springfield Paradox: If you get Jessie's Girl, she is no longer Jessie's Girl, and you have obtained nothing.
— Gian D'Oh (@GianDoh) November 6, 2013
8. Corporate secrets
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times, it’s time to get money out of pizza.
the dominos pizza tracker says alfred is quality checking my order but alfred also made it. isn't this a conflict of interest
— the government man (@me_irl) May 18, 2021
7. I see
Well, you’re not wrong.
it do be kinda icy ? pic.twitter.com/hijzN6WpfT
— Cell (@CellinThis) May 17, 2021
6. A big stink
This is the wholesome crap that we all need.
responded to a work message while i was playing with my dog and the voice text kept going pic.twitter.com/lt1nwD6sHa
— giabuchi lastrassi (@jaboukie) May 27, 2021
5. Knock knock
I am your loyal guardian unless they have treats or pets.
My Chihuahua every time someone knocks on the door pic.twitter.com/3icgAJrxla
— Pugnado ?? (@LuvPug) May 26, 2021
4. Nature is beautiful
“Guys, could we maybe brainstorm the new fish name for like, just a couple more minutes?”
At the aquarium about to get my hog sucked pic.twitter.com/p47K3i7e8F
— Adam (@AdamDavis) May 23, 2021
3. The Michelin man
He’s truly a Renaissance being.
me: I need tires
michelin: here you go
me: now if only someone could rate my restaurant
michelin: you're not gonna believe this
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) May 17, 2021
2. Just for the taste of it
And can you put it in a sippy mug?
Going to a wine tasting and asking them to microwave it for 30 seconds
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) May 27, 2021
Trying to squeeze all those syllables in is a nightmare.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS https://t.co/GYGkNoj0eW
— DAVE CACTUS (@dave_cactus) May 10, 2021
If you’re not smiling by now, I don’t know what to tell you. Maybe go back and read them all again?
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