What good are your family members if they don’t embarrass you, right?
You know that’s the truth!
And today we’re gonna get WEIRD.
Enjoy these stories that people shared on Twitter about their families being well…total weirdos.
And see if they stack up against your family hijinks!
1. That’s not creepy at all.
Not one bit…
#MyFamilyIsWeird my 3-year-old nephew is adorable, but sometimes he’ll be playing and then suddenly grab your face and whisper stuff like, “I own you.”
— Bill Bradley (@gumgumerson) November 18, 2021
2. Never let it go.
And yes, you are weird.
#MyFamilyIsWeird once when I was younger we were on holiday and had just went out for the day when my brother walks up to me with a rock that was loose from of the wall of our villa and hands it to me says “here you go kate” and Carrys on walking…I still have it to this day pic.twitter.com/Laib4H9GjL
— Katie has seen NWH thrice?Ψ?⭕? (@Short_Arse_Nerd) November 18, 2021
3. Save the elf!
Never let it go…
#MyFamilyIsWeird my mom was passed down a hideous elf ornament and every year tries to throw it away… we save him from destruction. This year I’ve convinced my siblings to replicate him 100s of times to cover her entire tree with glorious ugly elves. I love my weird family. pic.twitter.com/FZpuvbDKLt
— Trish Menzies (@TrishMenzies) November 18, 2021
4. Just in case…
Mom with a sick burn!
My mom once hung AND filled an extra stocking from the fireplace… for my boyfriend. I was single at the time. She said it was for if I happened to get one in the couple of weeks leading up to Christmas. Way to rub it in, mom. #myfamilyisweird
— EmmyAnn (@EmmyAnn412) November 18, 2021
5. You get the idea…
I’m familiar with this.
My family has a strange habit of sticking to pronouncing things that they mispronounce the first time.
My sister once said “bergels” instead of “bagels”, and my mom once said “Honey Roaches Of Oats” instead of “Honey Bunches Of Oats”.
You get the idea.#MyFamilyIsWeird
— ??Raquel?? HBD JENNIE (@DulceFloCruz99) November 18, 2021
6. Eat up!
I wonder how she finally figured it out…
My mom used to collect beanie babies when they were worth money. When McDonald’s had them as a toy in their kids meals, she would buy several everyday. She didn’t realize she could buy just the toy. We lived off burgers and fries for a month. #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Alicia Benner (@aliciab2103) November 18, 2021
7. Haha! That’s great!
Your mom is smart.
My mom will always watch a new series by starting with the final episode, and then pretend like she knew the plot the whole time. #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Elise//159 days (@elise_millsssss) November 18, 2021
8. You’re not fooling anyone.
#MyFamilyIsWeird We are French Canadian and bilingual, as are many Canadians. When my mom doesn’t want someone to understand what she is saying she’ll switch from English to French. My sister told her “You know, you’re not speaking in code. Most people know what you’re saying!”
— Sue waugh (@Suewaugh3) November 19, 2021
9. I’ll give it a shot.
You never know…
My family and I enjoy eating avocados with soy sauce #MyFamilyIsWeird
(Try it Jimmy, it’s delicious)
— Ape Jonnn (@ape_jonnn) November 19, 2021
10. Yes! Good one!
Why are people still freaked out about tattoos?
— Ms. Young Professional (@MsYoungProfess) November 18, 2021
11. Here we go again…
This has happened before, hasn’t it?
My mom and her boss got kicked out of a Chippendales show for getting too rowdy. I had to go pick them up and drive their drunk asses home. #MyFamilyIsWeird
— MrsTheK (@bryn_scott) November 18, 2021
Do you have any funny family stories?
If you do, lay them on us in the comments!
Thanks a lot, friends!