Kids are just an absolute delight, aren’t they?!?!
Well…I guess it depends on who you’re talking to…
And how well your kids are behaving at any given time…
Today we’re gonna hear from some parents who definitely have to blow off some steam before they lose their minds.
Let’s take a look!
1. Don’t call them that!
Me: I’m struggling with some demons today
Wife: I thought I told you to stop calling our kids that
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) March 22, 2022
2. This is gonna get ugly.
There’s no escape!
The tea party my toddler invited me to feels more like a hostage situation.
— Unfiltered Mama 🌻 (@UnfilteredMama) May 5, 2017
3. You better…
Sometimes I look down at my newborn baby, suckling away at 3AM, and I think: “You better fucking defend me when your spouse calls me a psychopath.”
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) March 21, 2022
4. Is that ok?
Asking for a friend.
my son told someone his favorite show is love is blind is that ok
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) March 21, 2022
5. That’s one way to look at it.
I’m just a mom rushing through a quick shower or as society would call it, absolutely basking in self care
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) March 17, 2022
6. Too late.
You’ll never recover from this.
I put 5’s peas in a bowl but she wanted them on her plate so I put them on her plate and they touched the pasta so I gave her the bowl back but it was too late I’d already ruined her life
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) March 23, 2022
7. You nailed it.
Livin’ that G Life.
(braless, post school drop-off, groceries in the backseat) Is this the gangster’s paradise people sing about?
— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) March 21, 2022
8. You can’t win.
Being a mom means always having people talk to you when you’re not in the mood to listen, and having those same people ignore you when you’re in the mood to talk.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) March 22, 2022
9. Sounds like fun!
On second thought…
Some days parenting is really fun. Some days parenting is hard because your kid has decided they’re a dog and will only respond to you if you pretend they’re a dog.
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) March 20, 2022
10. Will it ever end?
Doesn’t look like it…
Teach a child to play Uno and you will occupy him for a lifetime, or at least what feels like a lifetime when you have to play 5347 games in a row
— meghan (@deloisivete) March 25, 2022
11. Handle with care.
Do not disturb!
Hi sorry I didn’t reply. My baby will only nap if I’m holding his entire butt in my hand and if my hand moves even a tiny bit from his butt he envisions his entire home planet exploding and loses his mind with sorrow.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) March 13, 2022
What’s it like in your household these days?
Give us an update in the comments.
Thanks a lot!